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You know you’ve made it big when TikTok asks you to be in their commercials.

Unfortunately, Yasmine hasn’t made it big.

Instead, she continues to spend 72% of her waking hours practicing TikTok choreography that’ll be seen by 17 people (18 if her mom’s watching).

You know what is cool about her though? She gave a TEDx talk about her hijab.

Having the most drip in the office, Graham puts everyone’s fashion to shame.

Rocking New Balances with the VELCRO® straps on a daily basis means there’s less attention going around to the other guys in the office.

So what’s he doing now?

Still working with Tyler Bales on his bartending skills.

Being second at ice hockey behind Kyle Durkan, Tyler doesn’t seem to take L’s that hard.

Except for the time where he took this picture for his bio.

Looking high AF on a daily basis, Tyler suspiciously gets a lot of things done.

Only thing he doesn’t get done?

Getting better at hockey.

Ben likes to create fake acronyms to see who would agree with him.

But he’s also the type of husband who tries to convince his wife that their kid’s middle name should be “Boom Shaka Laka” (this video is pretty dope too).

Anyways.

He’s a certified freak. 7 days a week.

For someone who likes to kiss the dirt while mountain biking, Kevin is far from the romantic type.

But then again, he binges Love Island on a regular basis.

So which is it?

One thing we know for sure is that he loves eating a brisket while singing his heart out to karaoke.

For someone who has never gotten a minute of playing time in any sport, we have no clue how Justin got the confidence he has.

He wanted us to write that diamonds are made under pressure.

But we’ve seen his paycheck and know he can’t afford a diamond.

So we’re gonna leave that part out.

Is Bobby a boring person?

The dude worked at Dollar Shave Club for four years and never shaved once.

Also, ask him about the challenge he did with Johnathan.

Talk about a badass (who needed money, and some epidermis).

Harrison loves the sound a push broom makes on concrete.

So much that he allowed us to record his reaction (that’s the push broom on the left, Harrison on the right).

Is his job stressful you ask?

Yes, that’s why he gambles all his money away playing pop-a-shot.

Cody would like you to think that he’s really good at Halo because he’s “played against pros”.

But what he’s really good at is not drinking alcohol.

This is Cody having a good time. Him not having a great time. And him the next day.

The picture of him on this page is actually taken from him sleeping in his bed – we just cropped out the bed and threw confetti at him.

Travis buys a houseplant every time he goes to Trader Joe’s so when people walk in his house he can say “welcome to the jungle”.

He once met Jason Statham in an elevator in Vegas and not realizing it was him, told him he looked just like Jason Statham but shorter…..Jason laughed and got out on the next floor.

Luckily, Travis is still alive to tell the story.

Vincent: “Knock knock”

KlientBoost: “Who’s there?”

Vincent: “The Jay-Z of Digital Marketing”

KlientBoost: “Who?”

Vincent: “The Jay-Z of….”

KlientBoost: “Cares?”

Quinten called the cops when he was five because HE said a bad word.

Now walking around looking like a less-attractive version of Shawn Mendes, at least he knows completely useless facts.

Like how chicken tendies are made.

Guys, how did he end up at KB?

Johnathan has a spending problem. Don’t believe us?

How about a 26’ inflatable Santa, one of everything on restaurant menus, four ping pong tables, and a Onewheel skateboard that almost took his life, just to name a few.

He also thinks he’s an Instagram influencer with hopes and dreams of being sponsored by Truff Sauce, Nike, Space Jam, and the country of Denmark.

If you work with any of these organizations please hit him up @GoldChainDane and end our misery.

For someone who continuously likes to touch his own butt (see previous photoshoot pic here), Michael is surprisingly hands off.

Being the top Spotify ASMR artist 3 years in a row, Michael has won numerous (2) internal Grammys for his #1 track: “Sippin’ on La Croix”

Okay, we lied.

But he does like touching his own butt.

Oh look! Another last name that terrifies us.

Truman was a professional croquet player before lying to us about it.

Now he tells us he used to take breakdancing classes at the age of 12?

Like, you literally have to take numerous breaks from dancing with him to avoid embarrassment.

Ha!

Suck it, Truman.

We obviously didn’t follow safety protocols blasting the confetti cannon directly at Sammy’s face.

Has she sued us yet? Yes.

But is her hearing indefinitely impaired? Also yes.

Here’s an actress we hired to reenact Sammy post-confetti blast.

Devyn tells us she would sacrifice one of her fingers to be on Ghost Adventures with Zach Bagans.

We told her that Aaron could hook it up with his extra one so Devyn can keep all hers.

She also says she can walk on water if her foot is simultaneously touching seaweed.

Okay, Jesus.

You know the type of person who’s extremely athletic and everything just comes natural to them?

That’s not Chris.

Okay, but do you know that type of person who knows everything about sports and is super into fantasy sports too?

That’s also not Chris.

Haha, ya…

Best part about having interns is that you can get them to do almost anything.

Set up Christmas lights? Check.
Hide Smirnoff Ice’s? Check.
Learn a little bit of marketing? Check.

We’re just waiting until we can send Hannah to go buy us more alcohol.

True intern ROI.

Maleri always runs and has never lost a race.

Actually that’s not true – she lost this one running against herself.

But when she’s not running, she’s eating peanut butter and jumping over fires during the Persian New Year to burn away her sins.

This is where she makes the very smart (and very conscious) decision to not fart at the same time.

Before Mario joined the KlientBoost team, he asked a very important question that we were unsure of how to answer.
The conversation went something like this:

Mario: So the pay, benefits, and perks are cool and all, but can I make butts?

KlientBoost: Uhhhh… what do you mean by, butts?

Mario: Like, booty cheeks. Gluteus maximus, tush, you know, this thing.. (he then stands up on Zoom and turns around)

KlientBoost: Ahhhh… Thanks for the demonstration. We guess so?

Mario: Rad, I’m in.

And since then, he has produced some unique posteriors for us that you can find here, here, here, here, and here.

When Jordan was ten years old, her tooth got knocked out while playing soccer – coach still made her play the rest of the game (swag).

She says her name is Jordan “Kaatz” because she’s always ready to “pounce”.

After she told us that, we were like.

We had to give her a subscription to Ancestry.com to show her family tree and explain how last names work.

Ari is incredibly suspicious.

From his first Zoom interview, we weren’t sure what to make of the white powder right underneath his left nostril.

He told it was just “rock”, and then one time he called it “nose candy”. Our suspicions grew even more after we saw the rope on his back wall.

We later found out that, no, Ari doesn’t run a sex dungeon in downtown Raleigh, but instead enjoys climbing some good ol’ rocks (phew).

Pronounced “Lay-Low”, Layla enjoys doing the exact opposite.

Within 7 seconds of meeting her you’ll know a few things:
1) She’s Dutch
2) She’s good at skiing
3) She’s Dutch

Is there more to her than that?

We doubt it.

But she keeps trying to add shrooms to her charcuterie boards so she can take us to Illenium concerts.

Laura has been to over 100 Avril Lavigne concerts (here she is with Avril). And skates all over the place today.

Are kick flips and ollies helpful when it comes to marketing? Of course they are.

Because what’s more important – ROI or street cred?

Street cred.

For someone who competes nationwide in armored MMA, Nick is incredibly sweet.

You wouldn’t think that someone teaching a medieval swordsmanship class also knows how to give the best hugs, but that’s Nick.

What else can we tell you about him?

Confetti is his achilles heel.

Two for flinching, Loomis.

Give Tori a subscription to anything viewable and you’ll be sure to:
1) Never see her again
2) Hear about what she saw
3) Watch the next episode with her

Known for her sub-par cooking skills, Tori attempts to channel her inner KlientBoost legend skills of Guy Fieri.

If you ask her how anything tastes, she instantly (and in a disappointing way) responds with this GIF.

We asked Daniel to give us ideas for his bio.

But after sounding like everyone else, we decided to scrap it and spice things up.

Two truths & a lie:
– Birds make him feel vulnerable
– He sleeps in a thong
– He never showers, only bathes

Which one is the lie?

Ashley starred in Audi’s holiday social media campaigns once. They called her the “talent”.

We have to agree – just look at that pose.

Those hands are the equivalent of “Blue Steel”

But you know what’s really cool? Our confetti makes her happier than Audi’s confetti.

All of Mitch’s personality is in a beer bottle.

Just how Moose is partially made of olive oil, 57% of Mitch’s DNA is yeast, crying in the shower, and a sprinkle of insomnia.

How is he still effective at his job?

He got everyone addicted to say “Beep Boop” at the office & now we can’t stop.

P.S. His mom thinks Johnathan is cute.

Emil’s the weird type of person that just falls asleep in weird places and hopes to wake up with a new tattoo.

That’s how he said he got his pineapple tattoo in Nicaragua and fruit family sleeve in Japan.

Do we believe him?

Yes, because he also shares the same lower back tattoo with his mom.

Kelvin isn’t the hero KB deserves, but the hero KB needs.

Hired solely for the fact that he once saved a girl’s life while lifeguarding at Raging Waters, Kelvin can now help Tyler stay safe the next time he goes puddle swimming.

Does anyone know where Kelvin truly is? No.

He may be at a pool near you.

Shawn isn’t your typical creative person.

He got his start in the marketing world through his unhealthy relationship with Diet Coke.

Showering is only part of the problem.

Anyways, he’s pretty chill.

Like’s flannel and wearing hats.

Blessed to be a yoga poser, Ellen feels supreme by looking down on less flexible humans.

Her favorite thing is to diss a colleague on Slack, followed by an immediate power nap.

Is there anything more powerful to do?

We asked the same thing, and the answer is no.

Don’t f*** with Ellen and she may share her favorite ASMR video with you.

Being 42 years old, Melissa still drinks hot chocolate like it’s her job (double fisting).

Maybe that’s why she had to get all 10 teeth pulled at once?

Cavities obviously didn’t teach her anything.

What else?

Oh! She wears heels when going to McDonald’s.

Casey’s the kind of psycho that honks at other cars for fun.

Being the leader of KlientBoost’s Boy Band, BoostyBoyz, Casey has a hard time escaping the limelight.

Does he want to escape it?

No, but that doesn’t stop him from trying to convince you to eat a rock.

Luke wishes he was French.

Maybe that’s because he grew up next to a prison (where Grant & Beavis were located).

Running the immensely popular Instagram account, Garlic Bread Squad, Luke’s sleeps best with his stuffed teddy bear.

We still haven’t told him garlic bread originated in Italy, and not France. Help us keep it a secret, k?

Growing up in the poor streets of the Czech Republic, Shelby came to the US determined to be a pro baller.

She quickly found out that ball isn’t life, but instead that Czech meatballs are.

Now that hoops dreams are off the table, she tells us that she aspires to have as much drip as an A$AP Rocky Babushka.

But we hate to tell her that her salary might only allow her to look like a true babushka (with no dental insurance either. Gotta stay on brand).

As the only person without health insurance at the office, Sara is proud that she has never run a mile.

We’ll never know if she qualifies.

So instead, we bubble wrap her on the daily and fill her up with unlimited orders of spaghetti from DoorDash (live feed of her current order).

Is it a good use of our resources? Yes.

You’ve never met a more American person than Courtney.

She got her first boyfriend using the pick up line: “On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?“

And if driving with the top off your Jeep, blasting Taylor Swift, and eating Freedom Fries doesn’t immediately make you want to pet your bald eagle, then can you really call yourself a patriot?

Also, her shower curtain is the Declaration of Independence.

Tiffany doesn’t give a f*** about what you think.

Not happy with the designs? Does it look like she cares?
Got a request? She’s already celebrating happy hour.

How is she such a bad ass?

We think it has something to do with 60% of her body not being water, but La Croix instead.

Pamplemousse, bitch.

Born and raised in Utah, Kimball got the short end of the stick when his LDS church sent him on a mission… to Salt Lake City.

Beating depression with George, Kimball started working on another passion of his – cooking meatball alfredo subs (this is him, but not his hand).

Is he allergic to homemade tomato sauce and confetti?

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

Being a retired professional driver, Alex sounds like someone who’s pretty cool.

But then he tells you his strength is that he can point out any car’s make or model.

And we’re like… Hold up.

Who can’t do that?