The Agency That Sets The Marketing Bar
& Continues To Raise It
When other marketing agencies can't, our clients trust us
to keep delivering again and again.
From Hustling on Craigslist,
To Working With Billion-Dollar Companies
We didn’t get here by accident. We put in the time to work
on our craft with a focus of making progress every day.
Do you even lift your conversion rates? We do, and we’ve always taken the harder right vs the easier wrong.
Our balloon colors don’t match, but our swag sure does. We may not know how confetti cannons work, but damn do we know fashion.
We’ve officially hit photo studio capacity. We had to take our $10 million annual recurring revenue party to the ocean.
Hazmat suits and everything, COVID doesn’t stand a chance against the safety drip and confetti. Peep the celebration.
We timed this milestone perfectly with our holiday party. Wanna take a sneak peek behind the scenes? Yea you do.
If You Know What We’re Made Of,
You’ll Know What We’re Capable Of
We hire, train, execute, & celebrate through the lens of our values.
- pWe Push OurselvesFrom better marketing performance to Spartan races, we never stay content.
- aWe’re AccountableWe take ownership and initiative, we never point fingers but take responsibility.
- rWe’re ResilientThings can get stressful & hard, we find solutions instead of complaining and learn too.
- tWe’re TransparentOur clients see everything, our entire team knows everything about our agency.
- yWe Focus On YouWe’re obsessed with your feedback, you drive our progress as we drive your growth.
Our Team Moves So Fast, It Was Hard
To Get Pictures That Weren’t Blurry
Class-clowns meet honor students that drive serious ROI,
without taking ourselves too seriously.
Alexis says she likes personality assessments, but we all know she’s a hardcore closet tarot card reader.
Here are three of her latest readings seeing a future of:
Cleaning your room
And accepting the pain
Is she Kylie Jenner?
- - Personality Assessments?
- - Pop Music
- - Science Olympiad For Forensics Gold Medals
- - Kylie Jenner Comparisons
- - Rompers
- - Flamin' Hot Hot Dogs
Eugene isn’t your typical guy.
He’s well respected in the fashion game.
In fact, he has 733 Instagram followers, despite him just posting pictures of himself in turtlenecks.
Hoping to launch his own couture turtleneck line, Eugene wants to eventually make a name for himself with an accompanying fanny pack launch.
Where does he get his inspiration? He won’t tell us.
But we have our suspicions.
- - Sleeveless Turtlenecks
- - Sleeveless Fannypacks
- - Sleeveless Beanies
- - YouTube Vlogging
- - Drips n' Fits
- - Instagram In General
Having the most drip in the office, Graham puts everyone’s fashion to shame.
Rocking New Balances with the VELCRO® straps on a daily basis means there’s less attention going around to the other guys in the office.
So what’s he doing now?
Still working with Tyler Bales on his bartending skills.
- - Dry Humor
- - Rip It Daddy
- - Confetti Church
- - Any Video Game
- - Pounding Sweets
- - Dishes
Founder of Hot Stone Massage, Inc (aka HSM), Stone spends 37% of his working day simply rubbing people at the office.
And as we thought he couldn’t be more entrepreneurial, he secures an influencer deal with Pantene.
He’s deathly afraid of confetti though.
- - His Body Hair
- - Luxurious Lotions
- - Not Confetti
- - His Height
- - Working Out
- - Confetti
Megan is really good at live tweeting during award shows.
Despite having the same follower count as Yasmine, Megan still continues to impress her mom who’s quickly ready with liking anything she tweets.
Where did she get the confidence from, you ask?
At the bottom of all her spicy happy hour margaritas.
- - Ashland Hard Seltzers
- - Live Tweeting Award Shows
- - Seattle Rain
- - Weekly Concerts
- - Spicy Margs
- - Happy Hours
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Miguel was raised by wolves.
Just like Selena Gomez.
Are they related?
Yes. But not in the genetic sense.
They both used to date Dave Chappelle’s mom and love pooping outdoors.
- - Dirt Pizzas
- - Getting Lost & Loving It
- - That F***ing Hair
- - Coffee, Chocolate, Whiskey (Combined)
- - Dad Bod Fitness
- - Yo Momma Jokes
Connor would like you to know that he worked at Geek Squad in high school.
It kinda makes sense.
His slogan is “in front of the clock”?
We think he once saw a coaster and got inspired.
Was he on shrooms at the time?
- - Geek Squad
- - Ice, Bug, Steel Types
- - Having a Child
- - Chocolate Lava Cakes
- - Numbers
- - Counting
For someone who likes to kiss the dirt while mountain biking, Kevin is far from the romantic type.
But then again, he binges Love Island on a regular basis.
So which is it?
One thing we know for sure is that he loves eating a brisket while singing his heart out to karaoke.
- - His Legs
- - Listening To WAP
- - Stagecoach Merch
- - His Core
- - Playing Any Office Game
- - Microphones
Being the heiress of Sandro Botticelli, it makes sense that Lindsay’s creativity matches that of the Sistine Chapel.
That’s a pretty big f***ing deal.
If it were true.
Instead, Lindsay eats cannolis.
- - Car Crying
- - Elbow Licking
- - 8 Dogs
- - Netflix & Netflix
- - Moist Elbows
- - Bowl Haircuts
For someone who has never gotten a minute of playing time in any sport, we have no clue how Justin got the confidence he has.
He wanted us to write that diamonds are made under pressure.
But we’ve seen his paycheck and know he can’t afford a diamond.
So we’re gonna leave that part out.
- - Losing Bets
- - Not Winning
- - Not Betting
- - Betting
- - Basketball
- - Kobe Bryant Mentality
Goals Hit? We Celebrate With Mai-Tais
We went to the island of O'ahu
for our $500K MRR celebration and got sunburned.
Dalton has hit some rough patches lately.
– Kid’s birthday parties that he used to DJ for have been shut down due to COVID-19.
– He paid $120 for a $24 box of Omaha Steaks (without any potato gratin).
– Stone stopped giving free Pantene Pro-V samples to him.
And to top it all off, his GoFundMe was featured on RuinMyWeek.com, only to be beat by the girl trying to raise money to remove her forehead tattoo.
- - Ping Pong Debt
- - Anything Dank
- - Kid Birthday Parties
- - Ping Pong
- - Drinking IPA's
- - Omaha Steak Valuations
Bobby Burkitt, Jr
Is Bobby a boring person?
The dude worked at Dollar Shave Club for four years and never shaved once.
Also, ask him about the challenge he did with Johnathan.
Talk about a badass (who needed money, and some epidermis).
- - Crocs
- - Not Strength
- - Slack Roasts
- - CEO Skin
- - Guy Fieri
- - White Claws
Harrison loves the sound a push broom makes on concrete.
So much that he allowed us to record his reaction (that’s the push broom on the left, Harrison on the right).
Is his job stressful you ask?
Yes, that’s why he gambles all his money away playing pop-a-shot.
- - Hat Collection
- - Looking Cute
- - River Monsters
- - Pigeons
- - Oil Spills
- - Patagucci Sales
Jenn once planned our Christmas party on a boat, later to pass out at 6:32 PM on a chair due to intoxication.
Of course we took a picture of that (which we can’t find) and had the entire company sign a “Get Well Soon” card the next day.
We should be nice to her though.
It’s not easy being a previous Green Bay Packers linebacker who retired and joined KB because of a knee injury.
- - Mini Donkeys
- - Cinnamon Rolls
- - Moon Walking
- - Tequila
- - Chairs
- - Boats
Who else has a soft spot for rollerblading while wine tasting?
If it wasn’t for Christmas decorations, then we’re sure Beth would be the Michael Jordan of Roller Derbys.
Instead, she has that one month out of the year that complete f***s with her training routine.
Here’s a look at her last practice.
- - Birth Doula'ing
- - Sports Bandwagon'ing
- - Graz'ing Board'ing Eat'ing
- - Pebble Ice
- - Justin Bieber
- - Expensive Pajamas
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Cody would like you to think that he’s really good at Halo because he’s “played against pros”.
But what he’s really good at is not drinking alcohol.
This is Cody having a good time. Him not having a great time. And him the next day.
The picture of him on this page is actually taken from him sleeping in his bed – we just cropped out the bed and threw confetti at him.
- - Really Snobby Coffee
- - Dark Humor
- - ASMR Videos
- - Halo (The Video Game)
- - High Wind Speeds
- - Banger Songs
You know you’re in deep when you justify enjoying:
– The Book of Boba Fett
– The Rise of Skywalker
– & Jabba The Hutt (in general)
His favorite candy is Skittles because it starts with the same letter as Star Wars?!
- - Is BB Hungry? No BB8
- - Toyodas
- - Pizza Hutt
- - The Color Purple
- - Anything That Resembles a Light Saber
- - Tottenham Huttspurs
Andi is Canadian.
How do we know?
She tells us that genitals and bicycle seats over 30-40 kilometers per hour does not make her happy.
Nobody rides a bicycle in America.
- - Having Kids (On Purpose)
- - Skinny Bitches & Lime
- - Sunburning
- - Hot Beer on a Cold Day
- - Freshly Baked Bread (Baguette Preferably)
- - Salt Shaker (by Ying Yang Twins)
Sandra tells us she’s 100% Japanese, but we keep telling her that’s no excuse to not talk to us.
Has anyone heard Sandra say ANYTHING?!
We’re beginning to worry.
Talk to us.
- - Cat Whispering
- - Public Speaking
- - ASMR Videos
- - Sprinkled Donuts
- - Old Fashioned Donuts
- - Did We Mention Donuts?
Vincent: “Knock knock”
KlientBoost: “Who’s there?”
Vincent: “The Jay-Z of Digital Marketing”
Vincent: “The Jay-Z of….”
- - Funky Beats
- - Non-Fitting Clothes
- - Supa Hot Fire
- - T-Shirt Businesses
- - Kidz Bop 37
- - Under Armour