We’re a group of fast moving marketers with a strong understanding of conversion focused design.
We choose to focus on just a few clients at a time. This way, we can dedicate the resources
it takes to thoroughly understand and grow them to their fullest potential.
We help educate, fuel, and build long lasting relationships with the clients we work with.
Oh, and we have a ton of fun too.
You might wonder why Graham looks like an innocent millennial who was born in St. Louis, Missouri, moved to Denver, and then moved to Orange County, CA, right?
We wondered the same thing – but those looks truly deceive.
So what’s he doing now?
Saving up for these sick New Balances with VELCRO® straps.
Stone actually looks decently attractive in his picture, but what you don’t know, is that his real name is “Jan”.
“Jan” which is short for “Janet” was a highly popular name back in 1956 – so today, we just call him Stone.
No one really knows, and it’s too awkward to ask, but it sounded cool when he introduced himself that way.
Some say Tyler looks like Anthony Hopkins, but we say he looks like that guy riding a horse with no saddle (you know, the jeans and no shirt guy).
When he’s not on a horse, he hangs with his Siberian Husky named Luna, which means “moon” in Latin – which is also the distance of the high she gets from eating all the ping pong balls in the office.
But enough about Tyler, his brother’s wife is a YouTube make-up celebrity named Arlyne Sanjines.
As a former elite high school volleyball player, you’d think that Harrison likes all things that are round and bouncy. But that’s not always the case.
See, Harrison’s guilty pleasure is watching River Monsters on every first date – and that’s mainly why he’s never gone on a second date.
But don’t let the stylish watch fool you – he spends all his money on Fortnite tutorials and recently asked Johnathan to upgrade his computer storage because he’s about to make it big on Twitch.
With a name taken straight from a horror movie, Casey is one of the most pleasant dudes you’ll ever meet.
Maybe that’s why he’s a dating machine?
He approaches ladies with the same pick up line every time, and says he has a 13% success rate:
“Come with me if you want to live”
The other 87% of the time is when the cops show up.
Jenn is a humongous fan of country music, and because of that, we’re restricting her bio to just one sentence.
Everyone at the KB office knows that Cody has the best SoundCloud account.
But what if you’re not into EDM music (electronic dance music music – it’s a new genre)?
He wakes up at 3 AM every morning to create his own custom pour over coffee (traditional Orange County snob),
before he goes to the gym to work out, with his poodle.
P.S. He thinks jokes are funnier when you tell them from his left side.
Nick has played for as many baseball teams as the amount of gold chains he wears around his New Jerseyan neck.
Don’t believe us?
Now, he’s just burly AF and works on his forearms for about 83 minutes/day (Monday through Thursday).
You shouldn’t be. The guy has 21 fleece Patagonia pullovers that are all identical.
Not to be confused with Steph Curry, Spencer is 6’7″, but unfortunately doesn’t play basketball.
He also doesn’t play ping pong (that well) – currently 2nd in the office to Johnathan.
But what he is great at is eating Chick-fil-A while watching chic flicks (he has a top 20 list that’s unbeatable).
He also enjoys blowing bubbles with his tongue while doing PPC work.
Johnathan is a PPC lover and conversion rate fighter, spending most of his time in the trenches.
He’s an international speaker, who’s also a little too obsessed with Pellegrino sparkling water (something that he buys by the pallet at Costco).
He thinks he’s famous, but we write him reality checks every day.
Brian used to run a podcast related to early Jamaican music, but he doesn’t live the rasta lifestyle.
His spirit of choice is bourbon, but we’ve only see him drink juice boxes at the office.
If there’s a person you’d want to have on your gameshow team, it’s Michael.
For a guy that knows too many useless and random facts, Michael takes the cake.
But he also takes the ice cream. Because as a child, he used to rob the freezer and hide behind the door, hoping no one would catch him.
Today, he helps the design team with production, while sometimes touching his own butt (as you can see in this picture).
You wouldn’t believe this, but Kim is a mega nerd.
She plays Fallout 4 on one screen while watching Lord of the Rings on another.
She also considers herself to be half-Asian and has been using chopsticks since age 5.
Have we seen her chopsticks skills?
Not yet. But we know she kicks some serious butt inside a PPC account.
There’s a dark secret that Reese doesn’t share with many people – He’s addicted to Olive Garden’s Fettuccine Alfredo.
His second dark secret is that he can spell “fettuccine” backwards, blindfolded, while hand standing on lego blocks.
His third darkest secret is that he once had a fauxhawk (this was him) – Yes, he was caucasian once.
Lastly, and this is no dark secret (he makes it very known) – he’s the world’s leading archivist of DJ Khaled Snapchat screenshots. He once wrote a novel. And he runs his own PPC podcast.
Gahdamn you busy Poppa Reese!
Like every entrepreneurial kid in high school, Jordan has his own “clothing company”. Actually, it’s more of a T-shirt company, with one t-shirt.
He did this for about 12 years before venturing out into mugs, and just finished his first production run.
Because of his impressive business background, he tried to impress Johnathan on his first day with a cat presentation; saying that having less cats around will increase our retention rates. These are the slides from his presentation.
Johnathan was so impressed that he immediately sold the 14 office cats on Craigslist and invested the money back into Jordan’s twerking lessons that he currently displays every Sunday at his church.
Krista lives her life between the degrees of 55 and 99 (if she doesn’t, she dies). And you can blame her temperature allergy on that.
Bogus, you say?
Afraid not. Her love of Chad Michael Murray and grilled cheese tells us that she’s a truthful person.
Just ask the soccer goalie she socked in the stomach where she later dislocated her elbow (we have the medical records).
Wanna get on her good side? Offer her anything but marshmallows. She got one stuck in her hair at the age of three, and was terrified of s’mores until she was 14.
Beavis is the type of guy that makes other guys look bad.
Other guys have a hard time just working out, but Beavis sports the strongest forehead on the planet (just look at that vein action).
But buffness aside, he’s an avid collector of board games and currently owns 2-3 pieces of leather clothing.
P.S. Here’s his secret forehead workout.
There’s a really good chance you’ve seen Cameron before.
In your rear-view mirror, because his Subaru STI is too slow to pass anyone. And if anyone drives 1 MPH above the speed limit, then he’ll pull to the side and let you pass.
Now before joining KlientBoost, he worked at Nespresso and was pumped with caffeine for about eight years.
Because he still DJs at children birthday parties that end around 8 PM on the weekends (real footage from one of his gigs).
An Orange County native, who has an unhealthy relationship with Pizza.
He doesn’t just eat it, he also has a pizza tattoo (that’s the healthy part).
He’s been using Photoshop since middle school by creating band posters for his own band but now uses his efforts to be an online troll.
More of a troll than Jon Maher.
Have you ever met a guy who has five first names as his full name?
Or five homemade tattoos on his body?
Neither had we, until Sean walked through our door. But to be honest, he’s a great guy – he just struggles big time when it comes to airport security.
Not only does he wear 17 rings on his fingers, he has about five toe rings, 22 keys on his keychain, and still carries loose change of around $73 in his left pocket.
Not to mention, his jeans are extremely tight.
That’s why no one wants to go on business trips with Sean (real footage of us getting low on blood sugar after following him through security).
Ally is disgustingly athletic.
She’s placed top 10 in five Spartan races and does half-marathons for the fun of it. You might think that’s cool, but it was actually the kid’s Spartan race (you’ll see her at the 43 second mark).
She thinks she’s a Harry Potter fan, but we’ve never seen her with a wand or a broomstick.
But if there’s one thing that’s impressive about her, it’s that she ate a snow cone everyday during the summer of her junior college year.
Oh, and she’s from Austin, TX.
You know that disappointed face your mom makes when you do something stupid?
That’s the look Lizz was going for.
Not only does she do amazing reenactments, but she also…
Cosplays, plays the violin, gardens, eats food, composes electronically, plays Magic The Gathering (currently beating the CEO), speaks, breathes, aaaaaaannndddd…
Have you ever known someone who’s really good at painting pictures, like, figuratively?
That’s Mitchell, the Mitch Buchanan of saving PPC accounts from their un-optimized death.
He can also run a “semi” 4-minute mile while licking his own elbow.
Worst thing though? Mitchell loves to tell riddles that he doesn’t know the answers to.
If you take a close look. Like, a really close look.
Then you’ll notice the shine and sheen of Michael’s luscious locks.
Why are they so luscious? The secret lies within his mom & dad owning their own beauty salon.
Or maybe it’s his greasy hair from the lack of showering because he’s obsessed with Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh?
We’ll never know.
Have you ever worked with a celebrity? Neither has Matt, because he is one.
During his high school years, Matt was chosen to be on a popular (and undisclosed) MTV show. We have the proof.
If you ever catch him looking off into the distance, it’s either because he’s hungry or thinking of new PPC tricks.
PPC tricks that make more money.
Okay, this is kind of awkward.
We’ve told Melissa repeatedly that we’re not a model agency, but a PPC agency – yet she keeps ignoring us.
Is she here for the right reasons? We’re not sure. But her Disney-esque singing and dancing has us all entertained, especially when Dave (our in-house realtor) joins her as well.
She tries to tell us that she’s an adrenaline junkie by showing us her jellyfish scars, but who the F has jellyfish scars?!
Oh, and she says she can beat you at a whistling contest.
Born with three thumbs, Aaron is now the fastest two-thumb designer on the block. But this block isn’t that big.
He’s a Starbucks Gold Star member that loves petting dogs and sea urchins.
When he’s not designing super slick landing pages, you’ll find him petting sea urchins.
P.S. You read this whole thing not knowing that you can’t pet sea urchins.
Have you ever met a goth guy whose name you can’t pronounce? That’s Luis.
Before every meeting, the 40+ KlientBoost team members sit down for about a minute and four seconds and practice his name pronunciation. It’s exhausting, but he likes it.
He says he loves pizza, but continues to make donuts at all the car shows he goes to.
But not donuts with his car. He and his mom literally make donuts at car shows. You can hear Luis’ own voice on how he makes donuts here.
The only problem is that all the powdered sugar gets on his all black wardrobe. He’s still searching for a solution to this day.
If there’s one thing Luke loves, it’s G bread.
Even though he loves his comic books and anything that Kanye does, he puts G bread above it all.
Running the immensely popular Instagram account, Garlic Bread Squadron, Luke gets his meme inspiration from all around the clove.
He’s currently working on opening a Brazilian steakhouse, but with garlic bread skewers.
Bringing her competitive volleyball spirit on a daily basis, Hayley is the type of person you don’t want to mess with.
Have you seen Meet The Fockers?
When she’s not coordinating, editing, scheduling, publishing, or promoting, she’s usually sleeping, because that’s all she does.
Sometimes she’ll fit in some time for her family, romantic walks on the dog beach, and hitting the gym.
But that’s only sometimes.
Because of his EDM shuffling obsession, Daniel goes through seven pairs of new shoes every month.
But don’t let that impress you.
He, as well as Cameron, is a closet DJ and currently has one (extremely fire) mixtape on SoundCloud.
But don’t let that impress you either.
Be impressed with the fact that his favorite NBA player is the “Red Mamba” aka Brian Scalabrine, and that he snores pretty loud (Daniel does, not Brian Scalabrine).
There’s only one way to Olivia’s heart, and that’s through Red Robin.
But there’s more to her than just a delicious restaurant.
In addition to her desire to create the highest converting landing pages ever, she sports an ancestral path that includes Diana Ross and Dana Carvey.
Don’t believe us?
Ask her yourself, after you’ve taken her to Red Robin.
But remove the shower and replace it with a bar and a serious karaoke setup.
For someone who wanted to be a zookeeper, then a vet, and then a designer, we’re pretty sure we got Tiffany to join our squad at just the right time.
Truth is, when you get someone who can design and sing like she can, you know you have conversion unicorn.
If there’s one thing you should never do with Richard, it’s watch Hotline Bling by Drake.
Richard loves music videos, but will tear them apart for their lack of execution. Similarly to what he does with a PPC account.
Richard can’t resist them tacos (and yes that is his dog).
P.S. His first name is pronounced “RICH-urd”
You call it R&B, but Holly will correct you: it’s alternative R&B versus pop or classic R&B — but it’s all about Lionel Richie.
Saying Holly lives and breathes music is as severe an understatement as the vitalness of garlic bread is to the evolution of the human race (Luke can attest).
But she also loves her cat, & checking in on Foursquare (who still uses that?!) to events for theater nerds & “Whovians”.
It’s not everyday that you find someone who has ancestors that brought oranges to California.
Or someone who’s a baller at calligraphy.
That’s Chelsea, a 5 year PPC veteran who likes to live dangerously by experimenting with different types of Lattés.
She looks sweet, but if you let her loose at Target, things might get a little cray.
David isn’t your average sports fan.
Not only does he rock Kyrie Irving signature basketball shoes at the office, but he does so while wearing Puma socks, Adidas pants, a Champion jock strap, and an LAFC jersey.
So before we hired him, we asked:
“Does this guy even have swag?!”
The answer is no, but his wood themed desk sculptures tell us there’s something deeper to him.
We’re just waiting for him to evolve into his final form.
Furry friends should be mandatory in all offices.
Tanner is our office pooch, a close friend who’s always ready to give you what you need; a warm kiss (with a little bit of tongue).
Every time a new client signs up, part of that money goes to Tanner’s dinosaur bone addiction.
Are we investing our money wisely?
When it comes to PPC, the first person I turn to is Johnathan Dane. He and his team cut through the bullshit and get straight to the point with the goal of making you more money. Work with him."