Team

You might wonder why Graham looks like an innocent millennial who was born in St. Louis, Missouri, moved to Denver, and then moved to Orange County, CA, right?

We wondered the same thing – but those looks truly deceive.

What you don’t know is that Graham was the lead singer of screamo band, “The Brothers”, and made a smash hit with Daniel and Cameron that topped the Billboard 100 in Kyrgyzstan.

So what’s he doing now?

Saving up for these sick New Balances with VELCRO® straps.

Some say Tyler looks like Anthony Hopkins, but we say he looks like that guy riding a horse with no saddle (you know, the jeans and no shirt guy).

When he’s not on a horse, he hangs with his Siberian Husky named Luna, which means “moon” in Latin – which is also the distance of the high she gets from eating all the ping pong balls in the office.

But enough about Tyler, his brother’s wife is a YouTube make-up celebrity named Arlyne Sanjines.

Being the office DJ and production artist, Dalton has a second and more lucrative gig being the official Costco Kirkland Shampoo & Conditioner spokesperson (for their clinical trials – he’s done around 72 tests).

But when we do have him in the office, you’ll find him taking solo tequila shots – especially if it’s a rough day or a good day. And that makes us all happy.

When he’s not testing new products or being at the office, you’ll find him teaching our CEO how to kick flip.

It’s been a long journey, and we’re nowhere close to having Johnathan land the kick flip, and our sales are taking a hit with the distraction.

We’re not sure if he was hired for kick flipping or actual work – still trying to understand.

If someone is reading this, please help.

As a former elite high school volleyball player, you’d think that Harrison likes all things that are round and bouncy. But that’s not always the case.

See, Harrison’s guilty pleasure is watching River Monsters on every first date – and that’s mainly why he’s never gone on a second date.

But don’t let the stylish watch fool you – he spends all his money on Fortnite tutorials and recently asked Johnathan to upgrade his computer storage because he’s about to make it big on Twitch.

#Doubt

Jenn is a humongous fan of country music, and because of that, we’re restricting her bio to just one sentence.

Disappointed.

It’s not often you find a person doing goat yoga while having Hot Cheeto™ fingers.

But then again, it’s not often that you find a person who eats string cheese in bites while binge watching doomsday preppers on YouTube.

Who is that person you ask?

It’s Marcelle.

Marcelle, the girl who has a guys’ name that’s been to 19 different countries inside the game of Grand Theft Auto.

Not to be confused with Steph Curry, Spencer is 6’7″, but unfortunately doesn’t play basketball.

He also doesn’t play ping pong (that well) – currently 2nd in the office to Johnathan.

But what he is great at is eating Chick-fil-A while watching chic flicks (he has a top 20 list that’s unbeatable).

He also enjoys blowing bubbles with his tongue while doing PPC work.

If there’s a person you’d want to have on your gameshow team, it’s Michael.

For a guy that knows too many useless and random facts, Michael takes the cake.

But he also takes the ice cream. Because as a child, he used to rob the freezer and hide behind the door, hoping no one would catch him.

Today, he helps the design team with production, while sometimes touching his own butt (as you can see in this picture).

You wouldn’t believe this, there’s an even rarer form of vegan/cross-fitter.

We call it the vegan/Spartan-racer.

Being the first of three Fitkins who are part of the KlientBoost family, Kim has blazed her own trail with her own Spartan Race® tow hitch (she asked that to be part of her bio – see the problem we have to live with?)

Now being the mother of two boys, she continues to slack with the cooking at home by serving peanut butter & jelly sandwiches six out of the week’s seven days.

Do we judge her?

Most definitely.

There’s a dark secret that Reese doesn’t share with many people – He’s addicted to Olive Garden’s Fettuccine Alfredo.

His second dark secret is that he can spell “fettuccine” backwards, blindfolded, while hand standing on lego blocks.

His third darkest secret is that he once had a fauxhawk (this was him) – Yes, he was caucasian once.

Lastly, and this is no dark secret (he makes it very known) – he’s the world’s leading archivist of DJ Khaled Snapchat screenshots. He once wrote a novel. And he runs his own PPC podcast.

Gahdamn you busy Poppa Reese!

Maleri has never lost a race.

Not this one, this one, this one, and she definitely won’t be losing this one (the old man is a representation of how Maleri will run when she’s older).

But when she’s not running, she’s eating peanut butter and jumping over fires during the Persian New Year to burn away her sins.

This is where she makes the very smart (and very conscious) decision to not fart at the same time.

Only because she wants to come home alive to her husband and two huskies.

You’ll never meet a more bubbly, and at the same time, determined person in the world.

Waking up at 5 AM to do Spartan trainings has her well prepped to jump into any obstacle, in-and-outside the office.

Oh, you thought we were talking about the Spartan Race?!

No no no – the Spartan cheerleading routines that you can find here, here, and here.

When you have the chance to have a badass skater join your team, you have to take it.

Are kick flips and ollies helpful when it comes to PPC? Of course not.

But what’s more important – ROI or street cred?

Street cred.

Have you ever met a guy who has five first names as his full name?

Or five homemade tattoos on his body?

Neither had we, until Sean walked through our door. But to be honest, he’s a great guy – he just struggles big time when it comes to airport security.

Not only does he wear 17 rings on his fingers, he has about five toe rings, 22 keys on his keychain, and still carries loose change of around $73 in his left pocket.

Not to mention, his jeans are extremely tight.

That’s why no one wants to go on business trips with Sean (real footage of us getting low on blood sugar after following him through security).

For someone born in 13th century Europe, Matt is impressively skilled in modern day ping pong duels against Richard.

Once a victory is achieved, Matt enjoys cracking open a cold Coors Latté and kicking up his braies on the table while looking at the Medieval Times calendar for new events to attend.

Traveling all the way from ice cold Lake Michigan by rollerblades, Matt is an overly optimistic swimmer who once saved someone from drowning.

Today, he’s the official KlientBoost lifeguard, overseeing the aquatic activities of Yesenia and Conor.

*Matt was the second Matt hired

If you take a close look. Like, a really close look.

Then you’ll notice the shine and sheen of Michael’s luscious locks.

Why are they so luscious? The secret lies within his mom & dad owning their own beauty salon.

Or maybe it’s his greasy hair from the lack of showering because he’s addicted to Pokémon?

We’ll never know.

Have you ever worked with a celebrity? Neither has Matt, because he is one.

During his high school years, Matt was chosen to be on a popular (and undisclosed) MTV show. We have the proof.

If you ever catch him looking off into the distance, it’s either because he’s hungry or thinking of new PPC tricks.

PPC tricks that make more money.

Born with three thumbs, Aaron is now the fastest two-thumb designer on the block. But this block isn’t that big.

He’s a Starbucks Gold Star member that loves petting dogs and sea urchins.

When he’s not designing super slick landing pages, you’ll find him petting sea urchins.

P.S. You read this whole thing not knowing that you can’t pet sea urchins.

For someone who shops at ivivva and not lululemon, Tori sure has big girl attitude.

She oversees our audio podcast, BoostSauce, which is ironic, because she never says a word.

But don’t let that fool you. 

She drives a red Mercedes because she’s full of (silent) rage.

Bringing her competitive volleyball spirit on a daily basis, Hayley is the type of person you don’t want to mess with.

Have you seen Meet The Fockers?

When she’s not coordinating, editing, scheduling, publishing, or promoting, she’s usually sleeping, because that’s all she does.

Sometimes she’ll fit in some time for her family, romantic walks on the dog beach, and hitting the gym.

But that’s only sometimes.

As the only person without health insurance at the office, Sara is proud of the fact that she has never run a mile.

We’ll never know if she qualifies.

So instead, we bubble wrap her on the daily and fill her up with unlimited amounts of pasta (just so her insides and outsides are soft enough to protect herself).

Is it a good use of our time?

Yes.

For someone with two first names, Courtney sure seems like a person you can trust.

But don’t do it.

Not to be confused with Billy Bob Thornton, Chris Paul, or Steve Dave who are actually REAL people – Courtney definitely made her name up on the spot when we interviewed her.

Do we care?

We do, that’s why we started this thread on Reddit.

This is Tiffany.

But remove the shower and replace it with a bar and a serious karaoke setup.

For someone who wanted to be a zookeeper, then a vet, and then a designer, we’re pretty sure we got Tiffany to join our squad at just the right time.

Truth is, when you get someone who can design and sing like she can, you know you have conversion unicorn.

Born and raised in Utah, Kimball got the short end of the stick when his LDS church sent him on a mission… to Salt Lake City.

Not to be discouraged and not far from home (he literally lived two blocks down), Kimball started working on another passion of his – cooking meatball alfredo subs with homemade french fries (this is him, but not his hand).

Has he opened his own restaurant yet?

Of course not.

He’s sprinkling some seasoning on PPC accounts instead.

Brodan is your typical, “shop-at-baby-GAP-for-t-shirts”, Central Illinois kinda guy.

Other than the manbun and his 32,000 YouTube subscribers that love his comedy (edit: his follower count has dropped), he’s pretty boring.

Does he look like someone who just finished his mechanics degree at UTI*?

Maybe, but we love him since he’s the only one willing to sit at the desk with the glaring afternoon sun.

*Not the infection, but Universal Technical Institute