Team

You might wonder why Graham looks like an innocent millennial who was born in St. Louis, Missouri, moved to Denver, and then moved to Orange County, CA, right?

We wondered the same thing – but those looks truly deceive.

What you don’t know is that Graham was the lead singer of screamo band, “The Brothers”, and made a smash hit with Daniel and Cameron that topped the Billboard 100 in Kyrgyzstan.

So what’s he doing now?

Saving up for these sick New Balances with VELCRO® straps.

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Some say Tyler looks like Anthony Hopkins, but we say he looks like that guy riding a horse with no saddle (you know, the jeans and no shirt guy).

When he’s not on a horse, he hangs with his Siberian Husky named Luna, which means “moon” in Latin – which is also the distance of the high she gets from eating all the ping pong balls in the office.

But enough about Tyler, his brother’s wife is a YouTube make-up celebrity named Arlyne Sanjines.

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As a former elite high school volleyball player, you’d think that Harrison likes all things that are round and bouncy. But that’s not always the case.

See, Harrison’s guilty pleasure is watching River Monsters on every first date – and that’s mainly why he’s never gone on a second date.

But don’t let the stylish watch fool you – he spends all his money on Fortnite tutorials and recently asked Johnathan to upgrade his computer storage because he’s about to make it big on Twitch.

#Doubt

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Jenn is a humongous fan of country music, and because of that, we’re restricting her bio to just one sentence.

Disappointed.

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Nick has played for as many baseball teams as the amount of gold chains he wears around his New Jerseyan neck.

Don’t believe us?

You can see him here, here, here, here, here, here, here, aaaaand here.

Now, he’s just burly AF and works on his forearms for about 83 minutes/day (Monday through Thursday).

Impressed?

You shouldn’t be. The guy has 21 fleece Patagonia pullovers that are all identical.

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Johnathan is a PPC lover and conversion rate fighter, spending most of his time in the trenches.

He’s an international speaker, who’s also a little too obsessed with Pellegrino sparkling water (something that he buys by the pallet at Costco).

He thinks he’s famous, but we write him reality checks every day.

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If there’s a person you’d want to have on your gameshow team, it’s Michael.

For a guy that knows too many useless and random facts, Michael takes the cake.

But he also takes the ice cream. Because as a child, he used to rob the freezer and hide behind the door, hoping no one would catch him.

Today, he helps the design team with production, while sometimes touching his own butt (as you can see in this picture).

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There’s a dark secret that Reese doesn’t share with many people – He’s addicted to Olive Garden’s Fettuccine Alfredo.

His second dark secret is that he can spell “fettuccine” backwards, blindfolded, while hand standing on lego blocks.

His third darkest secret is that he once had a fauxhawk (this was him) – Yes, he was caucasian once.

Lastly, and this is no dark secret (he makes it very known) – he’s the world’s leading archivist of DJ Khaled Snapchat screenshots. He once wrote a novel. And he runs his own PPC podcast.

Gahdamn you busy Poppa Reese!

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Maleri has never lost a race.

Not this one, this one, this one, and she definitely won’t be losing this one (the old man is a representation of how Maleri will run when she’s older).

But when she’s not running, she’s eating peanut butter and jumping over fires during the Persian New Year to burn away her sins.

This is where she makes the very smart (and very conscious) decision to not fart at the same time.

Only because she wants to come home alive to her husband and two huskies.

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An Orange County native, who has an unhealthy relationship with Pizza.

No, really.

He doesn’t just eat it, he also has a pizza tattoo (that’s the healthy part).

He’s been using Photoshop since middle school by creating band posters for his own band but now uses his efforts to be an online troll.

More of a troll than Jon Maher.

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Ally is disgustingly athletic.

She’s placed top 10 in five Spartan races and does half-marathons for the fun of it. You might think that’s cool, but it was actually the kid’s Spartan race (you’ll see her at the 43 second mark).

She thinks she’s a Harry Potter fan, but we’ve never seen her with a wand or a broomstick.

But if there’s one thing that’s impressive about her, it’s that she ate a snow cone everyday during the summer of her junior college year.

Oh, and she’s from Austin, TX.

#HookEm

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Have you ever known someone who’s really good at painting pictures, like, figuratively?

That’s Mitchell, the Mitch Buchanan of saving PPC accounts from their un-optimized death.

He can also run a “semi” 4-minute mile while licking his own elbow.

We’ve seen’t it.

Worst thing though? Mitchell loves to tell riddles that he doesn’t know the answers to.

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Have you ever worked with a celebrity? Neither has Matt, because he is one.

During his high school years, Matt was chosen to be on a popular (and undisclosed) MTV show. We have the proof.

If you ever catch him looking off into the distance, it’s either because he’s hungry or thinking of new PPC tricks.

PPC tricks that make more money.

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Born with three thumbs, Aaron is now the fastest two-thumb designer on the block. But this block isn’t that big.

He’s a Starbucks Gold Star member that loves petting dogs and sea urchins.

When he’s not designing super slick landing pages, you’ll find him petting sea urchins.

P.S. You read this whole thing not knowing that you can’t pet sea urchins.

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Have you ever met a goth guy whose name you can’t pronounce? That’s Luis.

Before every meeting, the 40+ KlientBoost team members sit down for about a minute and four seconds and practice his name pronunciation. It’s exhausting, but he likes it.

He says he loves pizza, but continues to make donuts at all the car shows he goes to.

But not donuts with his car. He and his mom literally make donuts at car shows. You can hear Luis’ own voice on how he makes donuts here.

The only problem is that all the powdered sugar gets on his all black wardrobe. He’s still searching for a solution to this day.

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Jason Smith will throw you for a loop.

Think that his name means he’s American?
He’s British.

Think that his denim jacket means he can’t do any push ups?
He does one-fingered ones.

Think that because he doesn’t tuck his shirt in that he’s fat?
He hasn’t had sugar for seven years.

Think he has a well balanced diet?
He doesn’t – he eats yams everyday.

Think that he wishes he was as cool as Jason Statham?
He actually does.

And no, he’s not 7’6″ – we just wrote him a long bio.

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This is Tiffany.

But remove the shower and replace it with a bar and a serious karaoke setup.

For someone who wanted to be a zookeeper, then a vet, and then a designer, we’re pretty sure we got Tiffany to join our squad at just the right time.

Truth is, when you get someone who can design and sing like she can, you know you have conversion unicorn.

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It’s not everyday that you find someone who has ancestors that brought oranges to California.

Or someone who’s a baller at calligraphy.

That’s Chelsea, a 5 year PPC veteran who likes to live dangerously by experimenting with different types of Lattés.

She looks sweet, but if you let her loose at Target, things might get a little cray.

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