The Agency That Sets The Marketing Bar
& Continues To Raise It
When other marketing agencies can't, our clients trust us
to keep delivering again and again.
From Hustling on Craigslist,
To Working With Billion-Dollar Companies
We didn’t get here by accident. We put in the time to work
on our craft with a focus of making progress every day.
Year 1:
Do you even lift your conversion rates? We do, and we’ve always taken the harder right vs the easier wrong.
Year 3:
Our balloon colors don’t match, but our swag sure does. We may not know how confetti cannons work, but damn do we know fashion.
Year 5:
We’ve officially hit photo studio capacity. We had to take our $10 million annual recurring revenue party to the ocean.
Year 6:
Hazmat suits and everything, COVID doesn’t stand a chance against the safety drip and confetti. Peep the celebration.
If You Know What We’re Made Of,
You’ll Know What We’re Capable Of
We hire, train, execute, & celebrate through the lens of our values.
- pWe Push OurselvesFrom better marketing performance to Spartan races, we never stay content.
- aWe’re AccountableWe take ownership and initiative, we never point fingers but take responsibility.
- rWe’re ResilientThings can get stressful & hard, we find solutions instead of complaining and learn too.
- tWe’re TransparentOur clients see everything, our entire team knows everything about our agency.
- yWe Focus On YouWe’re obsessed with your feedback, you drive our progress as we drive your growth.
Our Team Moves So Fast, It Was Hard
To Get Pictures That Weren’t Blurry
Class-clowns meet honor students that drive serious ROI,
without taking ourselves too seriously.
Eugene Adams
Eugene isn’t your typical guy.
He’s well respected in the fashion game.
In fact, he has 733 Instagram followers, despite him just posting pictures of himself in turtlenecks.
Hoping to launch his own couture turtleneck line, Eugene wants to eventually make a name for himself with an accompanying fanny pack launch.
Where does he get his inspiration? He won’t tell us.
But we have our suspicions.
- - Sleeveless Turtlenecks
- - Sleeveless Fannypacks
- - Sleeveless Beanies
- - YouTube Vlogging
- - Drips n' Fits
- - Instagram In General
Graham Ahner
Having the most drip in the office, Graham puts everyone’s fashion to shame.
Rocking New Balances with the VELCRO® straps on a daily basis means there’s less attention going around to the other guys in the office.
So what’s he doing now?
Still working with Tyler Bales on his bartending skills.
- - Dry Humor
- - Rip It Daddy
- - Confetti Church
- - Any Video Game
- - Pounding Sweets
- - Dishes
Stone Alvaro
Founder of Hot Stone Massage, Inc (aka HSM), Stone spends 37% of his working day simply rubbing people at the office.
And as we thought he couldn’t be more entrepreneurial, he secures an influencer deal with Pantene.
He’s deathly afraid of confetti though.
- - His Body Hair
- - Luxurious Lotions
- - Not Confetti
- - His Height
- - Working Out
- - Confetti
Tyler Bales
Being second at ice hockey behind Kyle Durkan, Tyler doesn’t seem to take L’s that hard.
Except for the time where he took this picture for his bio.
Looking high AF on a daily basis, Tyler suspiciously gets a lot of things done.
Only thing he doesn’t get done?
Getting better at hockey.
- - Mexican Cokes
- - Lord of The Rings
- - Sleeping All Places
- - Midnight Cookies
- - 420 Things
- - Ice Hockey
Megan Ballard
Megan is really good at live tweeting during award shows.
Despite having the same follower count as Yasmine, Megan still continues to impress her mom who’s quickly ready with liking anything she tweets.
Where did she get the confidence from, you ask?
At the bottom of all her spicy happy hour margaritas.
- - Ashland Hard Seltzers
- - Live Tweeting Award Shows
- - Seattle Rain
- - Weekly Concerts
- - Spicy Margs
- - Happy Hours
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Benjamin Beck
Ben likes to create fake acronyms to see who would agree with him.
But he’s also the type of husband who tries to convince his wife that their kid’s middle name should be “Boom Shaka Laka” (this video is pretty dope too).
Anyways.
He’s a certified freak. 7 days a week.
- - Eye Glass Prescription
- - RV Maintenance
- - Mermaid Swag
- - Acting Drunk
- - Cliff Diving
- - Deep House Music
Susy Bento
With a first name that was popular in the 1920s, Susy doesn’t let the haters stop her.
Bordering her 5th diagnosis of skin cancer because of her unhealthy love of the outdoors, Susy is surprisingly not a Patagonia rewards member.
But wanna know what is surprising about her?
Her felt hat shopping obsession started the global cardboard shortage.
- - Gilmore Girls References
- - Oreo Pudding
- - Anything Portuguese
- - Felt Hats
- - Interior Design
- - All-You-Can-Eat Sushi
Kevin Botsford
For someone who likes to kiss the dirt while mountain biking, Kevin is far from the romantic type.
But then again, he binges Love Island on a regular basis.
So which is it?
One thing we know for sure is that he loves eating a brisket while singing his heart out to karaoke.
- - His Legs
- - Listening To WAP
- - Stagecoach Merch
- - His Core
- - Playing Any Office Game
- - Microphones
Jonathan Brambles
Despite being the “4th Jonathan” at the office, Mr. Brambles sports an infectious optimism.
But put him around things with wheels that make noise, and he becomes the most annoying person on Earth.
When he’s not spamming inboxes, you’ll find him at Sharkeez slinging unlimited mimosas.
He keeps inviting us, but no one wants to go.
- - That Smile
- - Electronic Mail
- - Spam (The Food)
- - Guy Fieri
- - Unlimited Mimosas
- - Loud Cars
Justin Briones
For someone who has never gotten a minute of playing time in any sport, we have no clue how Justin got the confidence he has.
He wanted us to write that diamonds are made under pressure.
But we’ve seen his paycheck and know he can’t afford a diamond.
So we’re gonna leave that part out.
- - Losing Bets
- - Not Winning
- - Not Betting
- - Betting
- - Basketball
- - Kobe Bryant Mentality
Goals Hit? We Celebrate With Mai-Tais
We went to the island of O'ahu
for our $500K MRR celebration and got sunburned.
Dalton Buckingham
Dalton has hit some rough patches lately.
– Kid’s birthday parties that he used to DJ for have been shut down due to COVID-19.
– He paid $120 for a $24 box of Omaha Steaks (without any potato gratin).
– Stone stopped giving free Pantene Pro-V samples to him.
And to top it all off, his GoFundMe was featured on RuinMyWeek.com, only to be beat by the girl trying to raise money to remove her forehead tattoo.
#PrayersUp
- - Ping Pong Debt
- - Anything Dank
- - Kid Birthday Parties
- - Ping Pong
- - Drinking IPA's
- - Omaha Steak Valuations
Bobby Burkitt, Jr
Is Bobby a boring person?
The dude worked at Dollar Shave Club for four years and never shaved once.
Also, ask him about the challenge he did with Johnathan.
Talk about a badass (who needed money, and some epidermis).
- - Crocs
- - Not Strength
- - Slack Roasts
- - CEO Skin
- - Guy Fieri
- - White Claws
Nicky Cadavillo
Nicky enjoys suffering.
Being from New York, she’s a fan of the Giants, Yankees, & the Knicks.
While watching her teams lose, she enjoys bowls of ice cream despite being lactose intolerant.
So she asks us: “Who decided that once you hit 30, everything delicious gives you heartburn?”
- - Masochism
- - Throwing Spirals
- - Charcuterie Boards
- - Being From New York
- - Drinking Boba
- - Her Dog Named Boba
Harrison Carroll
Harrison loves the sound a push broom makes on concrete.
So much that he allowed us to record his reaction (that’s the push broom on the left, Harrison on the right).
Is his job stressful you ask?
Yes, that’s why he gambles all his money away playing pop-a-shot.
- - Hat Collection
- - Looking Cute
- - River Monsters
- - Pigeons
- - Oil Spills
- - Patagucci Sales
Jennifer Chambers
Jenn once planned our Christmas party on a boat, later to pass out at 6:32 PM on a chair due to intoxication.
Of course we took a picture of that (which we can’t find) and had the entire company sign a “Get Well Soon” card the next day.
We should be nice to her though.
It’s not easy being a previous Green Bay Packers linebacker who retired and joined KB because of a knee injury.
- - Mini Donkeys
- - Cinnamon Rolls
- - Moon Walking
- - Tequila
- - Chairs
- - Boats
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Cody Chase
Cody would like you to think that he’s really good at Halo because he’s “played against pros”.
But what he’s really good at is not drinking alcohol.
This is Cody having a good time. Him not having a great time. And him the next day.
The picture of him on this page is actually taken from him sleeping in his bed – we just cropped out the bed and threw confetti at him.
- - Really Snobby Coffee
- - Dark Humor
- - ASMR Videos
- - Halo (The Video Game)
- - High Wind Speeds
- - Banger Songs
Elya Christian
Elya wants to play two truths and a lie with you:
1) Elya once made a batch of lemonade with fresh lemons from Will Ferrell’s garden.
2) Elya was once hit by a car going 45 MPH, flipped in the air, and nailed a perfect landing (no scratches).
3) Elya once had to survive in the streets of Berlin.
Which one is the lie?
You’ll find the answer here.
- - Cats
- - Plants
- - Bananas
- - Cats
- - Plants
- - Bananas
Travis Coleman
Travis buys a houseplant every time he goes to Trader Joe’s so when people walk in his house he can say “welcome to the jungle”.
He once met Jason Statham in an elevator in Vegas and not realizing it was him, told him he looked just like Jason Statham but shorter…..Jason laughed and got out on the next floor.
Luckily, Travis is still alive to tell the story.
- - Abraham Lincoln
- - Roasting Jason Statham
- - House Plants
- - Hogwarts Mail
- - Grandma Candy
- - Wand Fighting
Marcelle Cordova
Marcelle says she’s been to 19 different countries (inside the game of Grand Theft Auto).
Or did she hallucinate those travels while being high at Lightning in a Bottle?
Wrong person, that was Aaron.
Real talk though – hang with Marcelle for 10 minutes and you’ll have a new best friend (and less fries).
- - Always Fun
- - Straight Shooter
- - Sometimes Loud
- - Hippie Shit
- - No Filter
- - Eating Your Fries
Vincent Correa
Vincent: “Knock knock”
KlientBoost: “Who’s there?”
Vincent: “The Jay-Z of Digital Marketing”
KlientBoost: “Who?”
Vincent: “The Jay-Z of….”
KlientBoost: “Cares?”
- - Funky Beats
- - Non-Fitting Clothes
- - Supa Hot Fire
- - T-Shirt Businesses
- - Kidz Bop 37
- - Under Armour