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Eugene isn’t your typical guy.

He’s well respected in the fashion game.

In fact, he has 733 Instagram followers, despite him just posting pictures of himself in turtlenecks.

Hoping to launch his own couture turtleneck line, Eugene wants to eventually make a name for himself with an accompanying fanny pack launch.

Where does he get his inspiration? He won’t tell us.

But we have our suspicions.

Founder of Hot Stone Massage, Inc (aka HSM), Stone spends 37% of his working day simply rubbing people at the office.

And as we thought he couldn’t be more entrepreneurial, he secures an influencer deal with Pantene.

He’s deathly afraid of confetti though.

Megan is really good at live tweeting during award shows.

Despite having the same follower count as Yasmine, Megan still continues to impress her mom who’s quickly ready with liking anything she tweets.

Where did she get the confidence from, you ask?

At the bottom of all her spicy happy hour margaritas.

With a first name that was popular in the 1920s, Susy doesn’t let the haters stop her.

Bordering her 5th diagnosis of skin cancer because of her unhealthy love of the outdoors, Susy is surprisingly not a Patagonia rewards member.

But wanna know what is surprising about her?

Her felt hat shopping obsession started the global cardboard shortage.

Despite being the “4th Jonathan” at the office, Mr. Brambles sports an infectious optimism.

But put him around things with wheels that make noise, and he becomes the most annoying person on Earth.

When he’s not spamming inboxes, you’ll find him at Sharkeez slinging unlimited mimosas.

He keeps inviting us, but no one wants to go.

Dalton has hit some rough patches lately.

– Kid’s birthday parties that he used to DJ for have been shut down due to COVID-19.
– He paid $120 for a $24 box of Omaha Steaks (without any potato gratin).
– Stone stopped giving free Pantene Pro-V samples to him.

And to top it all off, his GoFundMe was featured on RuinMyWeek.com, only to be beat by the girl trying to raise money to remove her forehead tattoo.

#PrayersUp

Nicky enjoys suffering.

Being from New York, she’s a fan of the Giants, Yankees, & the Knicks.

While watching her teams lose, she enjoys bowls of ice cream despite being lactose intolerant.

So she asks us: “Who decided that once you hit 30, everything delicious gives you heartburn?”

Jenn once planned our Christmas party on a boat, later to pass out at 6:32 PM on a chair due to intoxication.

Of course we took a picture of that (which we can’t find) and had the entire company sign a “Get Well Soon” card the next day.

We should be nice to her though.

It’s not easy being a previous Green Bay Packers linebacker who retired and joined KB because of a knee injury.

Elya wants to play two truths and a lie with you:

1) Elya once made a batch of lemonade with fresh lemons from Will Ferrell’s garden.
2) Elya was once hit by a car going 45 MPH, flipped in the air, and nailed a perfect landing (no scratches).
3) Elya once had to survive in the streets of Berlin.

Which one is the lie?

You’ll find the answer here.

Marcelle says she’s been to 19 different countries (inside the game of Grand Theft Auto).

Or did she hallucinate those travels while being high at Lightning in a Bottle?

Wrong person, that was Aaron.

Real talk though – hang with Marcelle for 10 minutes and you’ll have a new best friend (and less fries).

Nick is from New Jersey and he’s Italian which means he’s definitely not not connected to the mob.

He pronounces coffee like “cawfee”. Which isn’t cool but very much a thing.

Impressed?

You shouldn’t be.

This guy owns 21 fleece Patagonia pullovers that are all identical.

If having a stroke trying to pronounce her last name wasn’t enough, you should try high-fiving her small sausage fingers.

For every object she sees, she immediately asks herself if she can wear it on her head.

No Alexis, monitors are not headware.

Think she has something  good to offer? Don’t hold your breath.

Poor eyesight, bargain shopping, and The Office references is all you’ll get from Alexis.

When John isn’t name dropping or educating you on the finer things in life, you can find him telling you about the time he met Bone Thugs-N-Harmony backstage.

Even though he’s never eaten at Long John Silvers, you can be sure he knows his WW1 battle strategies.

But don’t let the cuteness fool you.

As soon as you start liking him, he’ll mention someone else he knows, and the circle of despair continues.

Kyle is your typical, basic white dude

We mean, his name is Kyle, c’mon now.

Loves “ice cold IPA’s, weekend golf, fantasy football”

Enough with your bulls***, Kyle.

Tell the world about your OnlyFans page.

For someone who bungee jumped with Zac Efron, Kim is surprisingly late when it comes to drinking beers.

For her 3 year KB’versary, Johnathan asked the team if they should get a keg.

Soon thereafter, Kim became a proud keg stand’er.

Now her favorite days are when we play RAGE CAGE at the office.

Katie’s the kind of friend who you start watching a TV show with.

You find out it’s such a great show and you literally can’t wait to watch the next episode together.

Then Katie comes over one day, and she tells you… That’s she’s been watching episodes ahead of you.

That’s Katie.

A friend you no longer want to be friends with.

Suffering from too much success, Reese is the world’s leading archivist of DJ Khaled Snapchat screenshots.

Want him to do something for you?

Just add the word, “Wagyu” next to it.

Don’t believe us? Then look at this.

We asked Michelle to list out three of her weaknesses. This is what she told us:

1) “I don’t know how to handle attention/any form of the spotlight well – things get weird and I get twitchy”
2) “Filling out administrative paperwork (taxes, forms, everything); they’re tacky and I hate it”
3) “Math ‘cause f**k math‘ ”
4) “Carbs. That’s 4 things, but hey, I’m not the best at math”

Ever seen a guy smile while farting? Now you have.

As a recent graduate from Monchong University in Cell Block D, Beavis collects A LOT of denim clothing (more denim than you’d think).

How does he do it? He gives credit to his coleslaw addiction.

Maybe that’s why he has gas issues?

Before Mario joined the KlientBoost team, he asked a very important question that we were unsure of how to answer.
The conversation went something like this:

Mario: So the pay, benefits, and perks are cool and all, but can I make butts?

KlientBoost: Uhhhh… what do you mean by, butts?

Mario: Like, booty cheeks. Gluteus maximus, tush, you know, this thing.. (he then stands up on Zoom and turns around)

KlientBoost: Ahhhh… Thanks for the demonstration. We guess so?

Mario: Rad, I’m in.

And since then, he has produced some unique posteriors for us that you can find here, here, here, here, and here.

When Jordan was ten years old, her tooth got knocked out while playing soccer – coach still made her play the rest of the game (swag).

She says her name is Jordan “Kaatz” because she’s always ready to “pounce”.

After she told us that, we were like.

We had to give her a subscription to Ancestry.com to show her family tree and explain how last names work.

Ari is incredibly suspicious.

From his first Zoom interview, we weren’t sure what to make of the white powder right underneath his left nostril.

He told it was just “rock”, and then one time he called it “nose candy”. Our suspicions grew even more after we saw the rope on his back wall.

We later found out that, no, Ari doesn’t run a sex dungeon in downtown Raleigh, but instead enjoys climbing some good ol’ rocks (phew).

Pronounced “Lay-Low”, Layla enjoys doing the exact opposite.

Within 7 seconds of meeting her you’ll know a few things:
1) She’s Dutch
2) She’s good at skiing
3) She’s Dutch

Is there more to her than that?

We doubt it.

But she keeps trying to add shrooms to her charcuterie boards so she can take us to Illenium concerts.

Laura has been to over 100 Avril Lavigne concerts (here she is with Avril). And skates all over the place today.

Are kick flips and ollies helpful when it comes to marketing? Of course they are.

Because what’s more important – ROI or street cred?

Street cred.

For someone who competes nationwide in armored MMA, Nick is incredibly sweet.

You wouldn’t think that someone teaching a medieval swordsmanship class also knows how to give the best hugs, but that’s Nick.

What else can we tell you about him?

Confetti is his achilles heel.

Two for flinching, Loomis.

Give Tori a subscription to anything viewable and you’ll be sure to:
1) Never see her again
2) Hear about what she saw
3) Watch the next episode with her

Known for her sub-par cooking skills, Tori attempts to channel her inner KlientBoost legend skills of Guy Fieri.

If you ask her how anything tastes, she instantly (and in a disappointing way) responds with this GIF.

This isn’t Ally’s first rodeo.

She’ll let you know she’s from Texas within 3.7 seconds of meeting her.

She told us she placed top 10 in five Spartan races. We later found out that was a lie.

Now that she’s an adult (and obviously not athletic), she has decided to retire, listening to Michael Buble’s Christmas album year round while eating burnt bacon.

Lights, no camera, ACTION!

Of all the cool things Megan could become, she decided to become a tech theater major.

To not disappoint her mother further, she was left with three choices:
– Continue doing theater
– Become an entomologist (bug expert)
– Do something marketing-y

We’re glad she managed to merge all 3 things into her current life.

Eating more vegetables than Aaron Packard, Michael sports an impressive appetite.

But you know what’s not cool about him?

He’s a pathological liar who makes up excuses to get free returns on Amazon purchases.

You know what he’ll never lie about though? That 18.5% of his body is not carbon, but olive oil.

Have you ever worked with a celebrity? Neither has Matt, because he is one.

During his high school years, Matt was chosen to be on a popular MTV show.

He likes to think of himself as a “bad boy”, and while he doesn’t get paid a regular salary, he does gets paid in Red Lobster gift cards.

If he does an exceptional job, then we’ll make it fancier for him and give him a Cheesecake Factory gift card.

We asked if we could call Jonathan our “Director of Cash/Money“, but he wasn’t with it.

He says he likes WAP.

Warm, Affectionate, and Passionate people.

Good thing he works with the most empathetic person on our team, Richard.

Michael once competed in a KlientBoost health challenge. It wasn’t easy for him.

He likes to introduce himself as “Da Name Is Mike”, but we refuse to call him that, so his name is forever “Dana, Me Is Mike”.

He also doesn’t want to play 1-on-1 basketball with the CEO if it’s being filmed.

So sign the petition to film it here.

For someone with a lot of Instagram followers, Evan gets horribly low engagement.

So why is she our Director of Marketing you ask?

Not sure, but we do know she’s vegan though – because she never stops talking about zodiac signs.

And no Evan, we didn’t get more leads because there’s a new moon solar eclipse in Sagittarius – please stop doing that pose too.

Brian likes to start conversations by saying he’s really good at finishing three sides of a Rubik’s Cube.

Your brain makes you think that’s 75% of a cube, but that’s only, like, half-way.

Also, he cannot not start eating his dinner take-out while driving.

Which also mostly consists of Subway chocolate chip cookies.

Emily says she can tell when people are lying to her, but she’s also the most gullible person at the office.

We’ll ask how that’s working out for her, and instead of answering, she pulls out her dog sticker book instead.

Weird right? We know.

She also paints her boyfriends toenails while he’s sleeping…

Travis was once sponsored by NBA basketball star Corey Maggette.

In his younger days, Travis was apparently good at golf, so “good” he had to hunt for sugar daddies for financial support.

Did he ever make any of his sugar daddies money?

No.

Regina is super good at pretending she knows what she’s talking about & then convinces herself she’s now an expert.

Like how she thinks it’s impressive to tell us she went to school with Jerry Rice’s kids?

Who gives a f***, Regina?

That ain’t no supa hot fire.

Kay once sang in the Gold Room at the White House.

Was she drunk?

Most likely.

Was she dreaming?

Let’s just say that we haven’t seen proof of this event, yet.

Sus.

Grant looks like someone who just got released from county jail while being a kids basketball referee.

And with 97% of his closet coming from Buffalo Exchange, Grant is basically part owner. Does he regret his fashion choices? Sometimes.

But you gotta commend him for going to the urinal while doing a photoshoot.

Never seen that level of multi-tasking before.

With a first name that’s easy to mistake for a porn star, Divine is as laid back as humanly possible.

BUT BEWARE.

He told us that he might eat desert before dinner (sometimes).

Don’t get too crazy on us, Divine.

Keep it PG please.

Call him old fashioned, but Jaime’s guiltiest pleasures is taking photos.

Photos of what you ask? 

We don’t ask those kinds of questions.

He says he’s had a NFC chip implant once, but he won’t tell us where it was on his body or what it did.

We’ll figure this out and report back.

For someone who’s insanely awkward, Lauren is insanely funny (sometimes).

She’s that quiet/weird type that just knows the perfect roast, but also holds back out of fear because the person might cry.

She says that she swam at the olympic trials, but we found evidence that wasn’t the case.