The Agency That Sets The Marketing Bar
& Continues To Raise It

When other marketing agencies can't, our clients trust us
to keep delivering again and again.

From Hustling on Craigslist,
To Working With Billion-Dollar Companies

We didn’t get here by accident. We put in the time to work
on our craft with a focus of making progress every day.

  • Year 1:

    Do you even lift your conversion rates? We do, and we’ve always taken the harder right vs the easier wrong.

  • Year 3:

    Our balloon colors don’t match, but our swag sure does. We may not know how confetti cannons work, but damn do we know fashion.

  • Year 5:

    We’ve officially hit photo studio capacity. We had to take our $10 million annual recurring revenue party to the ocean.

  • Year 6:

    Hazmat suits and everything, COVID doesn’t stand a chance against the safety drip and confetti. Peep the celebration.

If You Know What We’re Made Of,
You’ll Know What We’re Capable Of

We hire, train, execute, & celebrate through the lens of our values.

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    We Push Ourselves
    From better marketing performance to Spartan races, we never stay content.
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    We’re Accountable
    We take ownership and initiative, we never point fingers but take responsibility.
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    We’re Resilient
    Things can get stressful & hard, we find solutions instead of complaining and learn too.
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    We’re Transparent
    Our clients see everything, our entire team knows everything about our agency.
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    We Focus On You
    We’re obsessed with your feedback, you drive our progress as we drive your growth.

Our Team Moves So Fast, It Was Hard
To Get Pictures That Weren’t Blurry

Class-clowns meet honor students that drive serious ROI,
without taking ourselves too seriously.

Yasmine Abo-Shadi

Digital Strategist
Deadass Influencer
03
Years exp.

You know you’ve made it big when TikTok asks you to be in their commercials.

Unfortunately, Yasmine hasn’t made it big.

Instead, she continues to spend 72% of her waking hours practicing TikTok choreography that’ll be seen by 17 people (18 if her mom’s watching).

You know what is cool about her though? She gave a TEDx talk about her hijab.

 

Strengths
  • - Public Speaking
  • - Having Resilience
  • - TikTok Choreography?
Weaknesses
  • - Fashion Sense
  • - Drinking Too Much Coffee
  • - Being a Loud Egyptian

Eugene Adams

Marketing Intern
"Jester Geno"
01
Years exp.

Eugene isn’t your typical guy.

He’s well respected in the fashion game.

In fact, he has 733 Instagram followers, despite him just posting pictures of himself in turtlenecks.

Hoping to launch his own couture turtleneck line, Eugene wants to eventually make a name for himself with an accompanying fanny pack launch.

Where does he get his inspiration? He won’t tell us.

But we have our suspicions.

Strengths
  • - Sleeveless Turtlenecks
  • - Sleeveless Fannypacks
  • - Sleeveless Beanies
Weaknesses
  • - YouTube Vlogging
  • - Drips n' Fits
  • - Instagram In General

Graham Ahner

Team Director
"Rip It Daddy"
08
Years exp.

Having the most drip in the office, Graham puts everyone’s fashion to shame.

Rocking New Balances with the VELCRO® straps on a daily basis means there’s less attention going around to the other guys in the office.

So what’s he doing now?

Still working with Tyler Bales on his bartending skills.

 

Strengths
  • - Dry Humor
  • - Rip It Daddy
  • - Confetti Church
Weaknesses
  • - Any Video Game
  • - Pounding Sweets
  • - Dishes

Stone Alvaro

Brand Videographer
"How Will This Scale?"
11
Years exp.

Founder of Hot Stone Massage, Inc (aka HSM), Stone spends 37% of his working day simply rubbing people at the office.

And as we thought he couldn’t be more entrepreneurial, he secures an influencer deal with Pantene.

He’s deathly afraid of confetti though.

 

 

 

Strengths
  • - His Body Hair
  • - Luxurious Lotions
  • - Not Confetti
Weaknesses
  • - His Height
  • - Working Out
  • - Confetti

Tyler Bales

Director of Client Success
"Good Stuff"
08
Years exp.

Being second at ice hockey behind Kyle Durkan, Tyler doesn’t seem to take L’s that hard.

Except for the time where he took this picture for his bio.

Looking high AF on a daily basis, Tyler suspiciously gets a lot of things done.

Only thing he doesn’t get done?

Getting better at hockey.

 

Strengths
  • - Mexican Cokes
  • - Lord of The Rings
  • - Sleeping All Places
Weaknesses
  • - Midnight Cookies
  • - 420 Things
  • - Ice Hockey

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Megan Ballard

Associate Project Manager
Live Event Junkie
05
Years exp.

Megan is really good at live tweeting during award shows.

Despite having the same follower count as Yasmine, Megan still continues to impress her mom who’s quickly ready with liking anything she tweets.

Where did she get the confidence from, you ask?

At the bottom of all her spicy happy hour margaritas.

Strengths
  • - Ashland Hard Seltzers
  • - Live Tweeting Award Shows
  • - Seattle Rain
Weaknesses
  • - Weekly Concerts
  • - Spicy Margs
  • - Happy Hours

Benjamin Beck

Director of Client SEO
Zoolander's Stunt Devil
10
Years exp.

Ben likes to create fake acronyms to see who would agree with him.

But he’s also the type of husband who tries to convince his wife that their kid’s middle name should be “Boom Shaka Laka” (this video is pretty dope too).

Anyways.

He’s a certified freak. 7 days a week.

Strengths
  • - Eye Glass Prescription
  • - RV Maintenance
  • - Mermaid Swag
Weaknesses
  • - Acting Drunk
  • - Cliff Diving
  • - Deep House Music

Susy Bento

Account Manager
Sassy Pants
05
Years exp.

With a first name that was popular in the 1920s, Susy doesn’t let the haters stop her.

Bordering her 5th diagnosis of skin cancer because of her unhealthy love of the outdoors, Susy is surprisingly not a Patagonia rewards member.

But wanna know what is surprising about her?

Her felt hat shopping obsession started the global cardboard shortage.

Strengths
  • - Gilmore Girls References
  • - Oreo Pudding
  • - Anything Portuguese
Weaknesses
  • - Felt Hats
  • - Interior Design
  • - All-You-Can-Eat Sushi

Kevin Botsford

Account Manager
Karaoke Champion
03
Years exp.

For someone who likes to kiss the dirt while mountain biking, Kevin is far from the romantic type.

But then again, he binges Love Island on a regular basis.

So which is it?

One thing we know for sure is that he loves eating a brisket while singing his heart out to karaoke.

 

 

Strengths
  • - His Legs
  • - Listening To WAP
  • - Stagecoach Merch
Weaknesses
  • - His Core
  • - Playing Any Office Game
  • - Microphones

Jonathan Brambles

Director of Email Marketing
Good, Fast, or Cheap
13
Years exp.

Despite being the “4th Jonathan” at the office, Mr. Brambles sports an infectious optimism.

But put him around things with wheels that make noise, and he becomes the most annoying person on Earth.

When he’s not spamming inboxes, you’ll find him at Sharkeez slinging unlimited mimosas.

He keeps inviting us, but no one wants to go.

 

Strengths
  • - That Smile
  • - Electronic Mail
  • - Spam (The Food)
Weaknesses
  • - Guy Fieri
  • - Unlimited Mimosas
  • - Loud Cars

Goals Hit? We Celebrate With Mai-Tais

We went to the island of O'ahu
for our $500K MRR celebration and got sunburned.

Justin Briones

Operations Manager
Bench Warmer
03
Years exp.

For someone who has never gotten a minute of playing time in any sport, we have no clue how Justin got the confidence he has.

He wanted us to write that diamonds are made under pressure.

But we’ve seen his paycheck and know he can’t afford a diamond.

So we’re gonna leave that part out.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Losing Bets
  • - Not Winning
  • - Not Betting
Weaknesses
  • - Betting
  • - Basketball
  • - Kobe Bryant Mentality

Dalton Buckingham

Front End Engineer
Billy Gates
07
Years exp.

Dalton has hit some rough patches lately.

– Kid’s birthday parties that he used to DJ for have been shut down due to COVID-19.
– He paid $120 for a $24 box of Omaha Steaks (without any potato gratin).
Stone stopped giving free Pantene Pro-V samples to him.

And to top it all off, his GoFundMe was featured on RuinMyWeek.com, only to be beat by the girl trying to raise money to remove her forehead tattoo.

#PrayersUp

Strengths
  • - Ping Pong Debt
  • - Anything Dank
  • - Kid Birthday Parties
Weaknesses
  • - Ping Pong
  • - Drinking IPA's
  • - Omaha Steak Valuations

Bobby Burkitt, Jr

Senior Account Manager
Flavortown Resident
05
Years exp.

Is Bobby a boring person?

The dude worked at Dollar Shave Club for four years and never shaved once.

Also, ask him about the challenge he did with Johnathan.

Talk about a badass (who needed money, and some epidermis).

 

 

Strengths
  • - Crocs
  • - Not Strength
  • - Slack Roasts
Weaknesses
  • - CEO Skin
  • - Guy Fieri
  • - White Claws

Nicky Cadavillo

Campaign Manager
Taller Than Austin
07
Years exp.

Nicky enjoys suffering.

Being from New York, she’s a fan of the Giants, Yankees, & the Knicks.

While watching her teams lose, she enjoys bowls of ice cream despite being lactose intolerant.

So she asks us: “Who decided that once you hit 30, everything delicious gives you heartburn?”

 

 

Strengths
  • - Masochism
  • - Throwing Spirals
  • - Charcuterie Boards
Weaknesses
  • - Being From New York
  • - Drinking Boba
  • - Her Dog Named Boba

Harrison Carroll

Senior Account Manager
Game Room Junkie
06
Years exp.

Harrison loves the sound a push broom makes on concrete.

So much that he allowed us to record his reaction (that’s the push broom on the left, Harrison on the right).

Is his job stressful you ask?

Yes, that’s why he gambles all his money away playing pop-a-shot.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Hat Collection
  • - Looking Cute
  • - River Monsters
Weaknesses
  • - Pigeons
  • - Oil Spills
  • - Patagucci Sales

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Jennifer Chambers

Director of Happiness
Chamber of Secrets
07
Years exp.

Jenn once planned our Christmas party on a boat, later to pass out at 6:32 PM on a chair due to intoxication.

Of course we took a picture of that (which we can’t find) and had the entire company sign a “Get Well Soon” card the next day.

We should be nice to her though.

It’s not easy being a previous Green Bay Packers linebacker who retired and joined KB because of a knee injury.

 

Strengths
  • - Mini Donkeys
  • - Cinnamon Rolls
  • - Moon Walking
Weaknesses
  • - Tequila
  • - Chairs
  • - Boats

Cody Chase

Senior Conversion Designer
Emoji Emperor
11
Years exp.

Cody would like you to think that he’s really good at Halo because he’s “played against pros”.

But what he’s really good at is not drinking alcohol.

This is Cody having a good time. Him not having a great time. And him the next day.

The picture of him on this page is actually taken from him sleeping in his bed – we just cropped out the bed and threw confetti at him.

 

Strengths
  • - Really Snobby Coffee
  • - Dark Humor
  • - ASMR Videos
Weaknesses
  • - Halo (The Video Game)
  • - High Wind Speeds
  • - Banger Songs

Elya Christian

Campaign Manager
Hippie Cat Lady
02
Years exp.

Elya wants to play two truths and a lie with you:

1) Elya once made a batch of lemonade with fresh lemons from Will Ferrell’s garden.
2) Elya was once hit by a car going 45 MPH, flipped in the air, and nailed a perfect landing (no scratches).
3) Elya once had to survive in the streets of Berlin.

Which one is the lie?

You’ll find the answer here.

Strengths
  • - Cats
  • - Plants
  • - Bananas
Weaknesses
  • - Cats
  • - Plants
  • - Bananas

Travis Coleman

Growth Strategist
Wizard Boi
10
Years exp.

Travis buys a houseplant every time he goes to Trader Joe’s so when people walk in his house he can say “welcome to the jungle”.

He once met Jason Statham in an elevator in Vegas and not realizing it was him, told him he looked just like Jason Statham but shorter…..Jason laughed and got out on the next floor.

Luckily, Travis is still alive to tell the story.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Abraham Lincoln
  • - Roasting Jason Statham
  • - House Plants
Weaknesses
  • - Hogwarts Mail
  • - Grandma Candy
  • - Wand Fighting

Marcelle Cordova

Conversion Designer
Nacho Fries
04
Years exp.

Marcelle says she’s been to 19 different countries (inside the game of Grand Theft Auto).

Or did she hallucinate those travels while being high at Lightning in a Bottle?

Wrong person, that was Aaron.

Real talk though – hang with Marcelle for 10 minutes and you’ll have a new best friend (and less fries).

 

Strengths
  • - Always Fun
  • - Straight Shooter
  • - Sometimes Loud
Weaknesses
  • - Hippie Shit
  • - No Filter
  • - Eating Your Fries

See What We're Up To on Instagram

No food pics, we promise.
Just a ton of awful filter choices by our CEO.

Vincent Correa

Campaign Manager
Classic Bro
05
Years exp.

Vincent: “Knock knock”

KlientBoost: “Who’s there?”

Vincent: “The Jay-Z of Digital Marketing”

KlientBoost: “Who?”

Vincent: “The Jay-Z of….”

KlientBoost:Cares?

 

Strengths
  • - Funky Beats
  • - Non-Fitting Clothes
  • - Supa Hot Fire
Weaknesses
  • - T-Shirt Businesses
  • - Kidz Bop 37
  • - Under Armour

Nick Covello

Director of Creative Performance
Sergeant Stonks
04
Years exp.

Nick is from New Jersey and he’s Italian which means he’s definitely not not connected to the mob.

He pronounces coffee like “cawfee”. Which isn’t cool but very much a thing.

Impressed?

You shouldn’t be.

This guy owns 21 fleece Patagonia pullovers that are all identical.

 

Strengths
  • - Sending Noodles
  • - Bad Investment Advice
  • - Forearms
Weaknesses
  • - Gold Chains
  • - Asking For Raises
  • - Noodles

Quinten Curtis

Account Manager
Discount Shawn Mendes
04
Years exp.

Quinten called the cops when he was five because HE said a bad word.

Now walking around looking like a less-attractive version of Shawn Mendes, at least he knows completely useless facts.

Like how chicken tendies are made.

Guys, how did he end up at KB?

 

 

Strengths
  • - Mezcal & Cigars
  • - Pet Squirrels
  • - YouTube Wormholes
Weaknesses
  • - Free Throws
  • - Corn Hole
  • - Anything With Aiming

Alexis D’Zmura

Growth Strategist
Unhealthy Hat Obsession
01
Years exp.

If having a stroke trying to pronounce her last name wasn’t enough, you should try high-fiving her small sausage fingers.

For every object she sees, she immediately asks herself if she can wear it on her head.

No Alexis, monitors are not headware.

Think she has something  good to offer? Don’t hold your breath.

Poor eyesight, bargain shopping, and The Office references is all you’ll get from Alexis.

Strengths
  • - Squatting
  • - Tell You She's Croatian
  • - Ice/Water Ratios
Weaknesses
  • - Jokes In General
  • - Being Funny
  • - Anything Country

Johnathan Dane

Founder/CEO
Mr. Moore
420
Years exp.

Johnathan has a spending problem. Don’t believe us?

How about a 26’ inflatable Santa, one of everything on restaurant menus, four ping pong tables, and a Onewheel skateboard that almost took his life, just to name a few.

He also thinks he’s an Instagram influencer with hopes and dreams of being sponsored by Truff Sauce, Nike, Space Jam, and the country of Denmark.

If you work with any of these organizations please hit him up @GoldChainDane and end our misery.

Strengths
  • - Confetti Cannons
  • - Not Basketball
  • - Big Ass T-Shirts
Weaknesses
  • - Sugary Hot Sauces
  • - Instagram Filters
  • - Foosball

See What People Are Saying About Us

We're really good at tooting our own horn, but it's more fun when others do it.

John Dodson

Senior Growth Strategist
Gold Chain Connoisseur
10
Years exp.

When John isn’t name dropping or educating you on the finer things in life, you can find him telling you about the time he met Bone Thugs-N-Harmony backstage.

Even though he’s never eaten at Long John Silvers, you can be sure he knows his WW1 battle strategies.

But don’t let the cuteness fool you.

As soon as you start liking him, he’ll mention someone else he knows, and the circle of despair continues.

Strengths
  • - Moisturizing Daily
  • - Using Sunscreen
  • - Lacking Insecurities
Weaknesses
  • - Having a Dead Thyroid
  • - Ability To Dunk
  • - Not Owning a Horse

Michael Dunsterville

Junior Developer
Ayy Mami
05
Years exp.

For someone who continuously likes to touch his own butt (see previous photoshoot pic here), Michael is surprisingly hands off.

Being the top Spotify ASMR artist 3 years in a row, Michael has won numerous (2) internal Grammys for his #1 track: “Sippin’ on La Croix

Okay, we lied.

But he does like touching his own butt.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Sexy Sax Man'ing
  • - Hosting Trivia
  • - Sippin' La Croix
Weaknesses
  • - Thicc Mamies
  • - Chic-fil-A
  • - Girthy Bananas

Kyle Durkan

Account Manager
Basic White Dude
11
Years exp.

Kyle is your typical, basic white dude

We mean, his name is Kyle, c’mon now.

Loves “ice cold IPA’s, weekend golf, fantasy football”

Enough with your bulls***, Kyle.

Tell the world about your OnlyFans page.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Webcams
  • - Hanging With Chads
  • - Monster Energy
Weaknesses
  • - Crunchy Tacos
  • - Ice Cold IPA's
  • - Saying No

Truman Fischesser

Campaign Manager
"Prank Sinatra"
04
Years exp.

Oh look! Another last name that terrifies us.

Truman was a professional croquet player before lying to us about it.

Now he tells us he used to take breakdancing classes at the age of 12?

Like, you literally have to take numerous breaks from dancing with him to avoid embarrassment.

Ha!

Suck it, Truman.

Strengths
  • - Snooze Buttons
  • - Breakdancing
  • - Rock, Paper, Scissors
Weaknesses
  • - Leg Day
  • - In-N-Out Milkshakes
  • - BuzzFeed Quizzes

Kim Fitkin

President
RAGE CAGE Prez
08
Years exp.

For someone who bungee jumped with Zac Efron, Kim is surprisingly late when it comes to drinking beers.

For her 3 year KB’versary, Johnathan asked the team if they should get a keg.

Soon thereafter, Kim became a proud keg stand’er.

Now her favorite days are when we play RAGE CAGE at the office.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Bathroom Coffee
  • - Diving (Bars)
  • - Keg Stands
Weaknesses
  • - Anything British
  • - Pokémon Go
  • - Keg Stands

Why Are We Called KlientBoost?

/ˈklīəntbo͞ost/ - We honestly f'ed up. It's hard to pronounce, we get it.
But now it's also too late to change it.

Samantha Flores

Campaign Manager
The Last Airbender
02
Years exp.

We obviously didn’t follow safety protocols blasting the confetti cannon directly at Sammy’s face.

Has she sued us yet? Yes.

But is her hearing indefinitely impaired? Also yes.

Here’s an actress we hired to reenact Sammy post-confetti blast.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Cat French Kissing
  • - Chicken Legs
  • - Not Hearing
Weaknesses
  • - Twitch Streaming
  • - Heavily Produced Romance
  • - Confetti Safety

Katie Frayer

Lead Recruiter
Queen Toots
05
Years exp.

Katie’s the kind of friend who you start watching a TV show with.

You find out it’s such a great show and you literally can’t wait to watch the next episode together.

Then Katie comes over one day, and she tells you… That’s she’s been watching episodes ahead of you.

That’s Katie.

A friend you no longer want to be friends with.

 

Strengths
  • - Topo Chico Drinking
  • - Tortilla Purses
  • - Triple-Ply Toilet Paper
Weaknesses
  • - Any Breakfast
  • - Any Lunch
  • - Any Dinner

Devyn Galland

Growth Strategist
Old Knees
03
Years exp.

Devyn tells us she would sacrifice one of her fingers to be on Ghost Adventures with Zach Bagans.

We told her that Aaron could hook it up with his extra one so Devyn can keep all hers.

She also says she can walk on water if her foot is simultaneously touching seaweed.

Okay, Jesus.

 

Strengths
  • - Bargain Hunting
  • - Advice Giving
  • - Taco Bell
Weaknesses
  • - Ghost Shows
  • - Ghostbusters
  • - Patrick Swayze

Reese Garcia

Director of eCommerce
"Buy This Shit"
07
Years exp.

Suffering from too much success, Reese is the world’s leading archivist of DJ Khaled Snapchat screenshots.

Want him to do something for you?

Just add the word, “Wagyu” next to it.

Don’t believe us? Then look at this.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Drumming
  • - Smooth Butter Voice
  • - Imaginary Purse Holding
Weaknesses
  • - Over-Priced Restaurants
  • - Ping Pong
  • - Any Motor Skill

Chris Gonzalez

Senior Account Manager
"Haha, Ya"
03
Years exp.

You know the type of person who’s extremely athletic and everything just comes natural to them?

That’s not Chris.

Okay, but do you know that type of person who knows everything about sports and is super into fantasy sports too?

That’s also not Chris.

Haha, ya

 

Strengths
  • - Treating Himself
  • - Nothing Athletic
  • - Not Chocolate
Weaknesses
  • - Any Calories
  • - Grown Boy Drinks
  • - Athletics

See How We Push Ourselves

We got 67% of the company to do a Spartan race.
Will we do it again? Absolutely not.

Michelle Han

SEO Content Editor
Bro Dawg Bro
06
Years exp.

We asked Michelle to list out three of her weaknesses. This is what she told us:

1) “I don’t know how to handle attention/any form of the spotlight well – things get weird and I get twitchy”
2) “Filling out administrative paperwork (taxes, forms, everything); they’re tacky and I hate it”
3) “Math ‘cause f**k math
4) “Carbs. That’s 4 things, but hey, I’m not the best at math”

 

Strengths
  • - Trash Reality TV
  • - Roasting You
  • - Over-Eating
Weaknesses
  • - Newspaper Appearances
  • - Parallel Parking
  • - Attention Twitching

Hannah Hanson

Marketing Intern
Chic-fil-A on Sundays
02
Years exp.

Best part about having interns is that you can get them to do almost anything.

Set up Christmas lights? Check.
Hide Smirnoff Ice’s? Check.
Learn a little bit of marketing? Check.

We’re just waiting until we can send Hannah to go buy us more alcohol.

True intern ROI.

Strengths
  • - Thrift Shopping
  • - Just Dance
  • - Going & Getting Things
Weaknesses
  • - Taking Dogs on Walks
  • - Javier's
  • - TikTok Choreography

Beavis Hari

Lead Designer
Denim Daddy
10
Years exp.

Ever seen a guy smile while farting? Now you have.

As a recent graduate from Monchong University in Cell Block D, Beavis collects A LOT of denim clothing (more denim than you’d think).

How does he do it? He gives credit to his coleslaw addiction.

Maybe that’s why he has gas issues?

 

 

Strengths
  • - Brian Dao Spirit
  • - Buss Down
  • - 420 All Day
Weaknesses
  • - Forehead Veins
  • - Butter Humans
  • - Glen Coco

Matt Hurst

Senior Growth Strategist
Creeper 'Stache
06
Years exp.

Before coming to KlientBoost, Matt used to be phenomenal at spelling.

Admiring Lance Armstrong while growing up (the doping part, not cycling), he’s now an avid smoker.

We’ve told him that he can do drugs without the bike riding part, but he insists on having the body weight (and shape) of a 12 year old boy.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Not Sports
  • - Not Dancing
  • - Mustache Growing
Weaknesses
  • - Positivity
  • - Happiness
  • - 90 Day Fiancé

Mario Jacome

Head of Brand Design
Here's The Thing...
15
Years exp.

Before Mario joined the KlientBoost team, he asked a very important question that we were unsure of how to answer.
The conversation went something like this:

Mario: So the pay, benefits, and perks are cool and all, but can I make butts?

KlientBoost: Uhhhh… what do you mean by, butts?

Mario: Like, booty cheeks. Gluteus maximus, tush, you know, this thing.. (he then stands up on Zoom and turns around)

KlientBoost: Ahhhh… Thanks for the demonstration. We guess so?

Mario: Rad, I’m in.

And since then, he has produced some unique posteriors for us that you can find here, here, here, here, and here.

Strengths
  • - Drawing Stick Figures
  • - Pretending To Be in a Band
  • - Onions
Weaknesses
  • - Anything Collectible
  • - The Backyardigans
  • - Being Funny

Come Visit Our Beautiful Costa Mesa Headquarters

That's the actual map of the area.
Our building is a treasure chest. It's beautiful.

Haley Jezierski

Account Manager
Hype Queen
03
Years exp.

Haley is the ultimate hype girl.

Sad you lost a bet to Johnathan? Haley will hype you up.
Sad you got roasted by Johnathan? Haley will hype you up.
Sad you’re sad because of Johnathan? Haley will hype you up.

Why is she so good at hyping? Because she’s our official Smirnoff Ice ambassador.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Hype
  • - Excitement
  • - Waking Up @ 2 AM
Weaknesses
  • - Anything Halloween
  • - Finding GIFs
  • - Pumpkin Spice Everything

Jordan Kaatz

CRO Designer
Boss Ass B****
03
Years exp.

When Jordan was ten years old, her tooth got knocked out while playing soccer – coach still made her play the rest of the game (swag).

She says her name is Jordan “Kaatz” because she’s always ready to “pounce”.

After she told us that, we were like.

We had to give her a subscription to Ancestry.com to show her family tree and explain how last names work.

 

Strengths
  • - Poodle Hair
  • - Pouncing People
  • - Midnight McDonald's
Weaknesses
  • - Magic Mushrooms
  • - In-N-Out Burger
  • - Umbrella by Rihanna

Jamie Kimiko Judkins

VP of Sales
Loudest Laugher
11
Years exp.

You know that woman from Friend’s who has the obnoxious laugh?

Her name is Janice, and that wasn’t her actual laugh.

It was Jamie’s.

But we’ll give her a pass since she once bought Jason Momoa a beer at Portland’s airport.

Strengths
  • - Eating Desserts
  • - Homeschooling
  • - Driving Stick Shift
Weaknesses
  • - Literally Any Dessert
  • - Dog Paw Smelling
  • - The Great British Baking Show

Ari Kravatsky

Account Manager
Climbing Shit
03
Years exp.

Ari is incredibly suspicious.

From his first Zoom interview, we weren’t sure what to make of the white powder right underneath his left nostril.

He told it was just “rock”, and then one time he called it “nose candy”. Our suspicions grew even more after we saw the rope on his back wall.

We later found out that, no, Ari doesn’t run a sex dungeon in downtown Raleigh, but instead enjoys climbing some good ol’ rocks (phew).

Strengths
  • - Ropes
  • - White Powder
  • - Good Times
Weaknesses
  • - Shawn Mendes
  • - Free Solo Cups
  • - Candle Safety

Chad Ladjevic

Growth Strategist
ButcherBox Subscriber
08
Years exp.

Equipped with the best headphones on the market, Chad has embarked on a SoundCloud rapping career (no, literally).

This is what he looks like when you give him a smaller compliment.

This is what he looks like when you give him a bigger compliment.

He also performed “Ice Ice Baby” in 6th grade and once offered $2,000 for a domain.

 

 

Strengths
  • - (W)rapping (Presents)
  • - Being Nice
  • - Sweatpants
Weaknesses
  • - Rapping
  • - Other SoundCloud Rappers
  • - Any Musical Activity

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  • Hesitate to challenge assumptions
  • Have enough parking
  • Expect you to have read this far

Layla Lameijer

Account Manager
The Dutch Diva
05
Years exp.

Pronounced “Lay-Low”, Layla enjoys doing the exact opposite.

Within 7 seconds of meeting her you’ll know a few things:
1) She’s Dutch
2) She’s good at skiing
3) She’s Dutch

Is there more to her than that?

We doubt it.

But she keeps trying to add shrooms to her charcuterie boards so she can take us to Illenium concerts.

Strengths
  • - Quadruple Black Diamonds
  • - Speeding
  • - Ping Pong?
Weaknesses
  • - Charcuterie Boards
  • - Zillow Searching
  • - Happy Hours

Xinzi Liu

CRO Designer
24th Harry Potter Fan
04
Years exp.

Xinzi is your typical, annoying, over achiever.

She trained her cat “Biubiu” to play fetch while she was finishing her three year masters program in one year.

Okay. Hold up.

What the f***, Xinzi.

Can you make the rest of us feel less bad about our life choices?

 

Strengths
  • - Spilling Coffee
  • - Snorting Boba
  • - Cat Training
Weaknesses
  • - Fashion Sense
  • - Captain America
  • - "Brownies"

Laura Logue

Senior Account Manager
Avril Lavigne
06
Years exp.

Laura has been to over 100 Avril Lavigne concerts (here she is with Avril). And skates all over the place today.

Are kick flips and ollies helpful when it comes to marketing? Of course they are.

Because what’s more important – ROI or street cred?

Street cred.

 

 

 

Strengths
  • - Alanis Morissette
  • - "Gummy Worms"
  • - Mosh Pits
Weaknesses
  • - Anything "Grindable"
  • - Skater Boys
  • - Confetti

Kyle Long

Growth Strategist
Master of Dance
05
Years exp.

Looking like a 53 year old substitute teacher, Kyle seems a bit out of place at KB.

We first thought it was his receding hairline, but instead found it was something deeper.

Kyle can dance.

Broadway would be a better place for him.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Chopstick Usage
  • - Racehorse Sitting
  • - Choreography
Weaknesses
  • - Choreography Videos
  • - Ping Pong
  • - Knee Pain

Nick Loomis

Senior Account Manager
Renaissance Caveman
04
Years exp.

For someone who competes nationwide in armored MMA, Nick is incredibly sweet.

You wouldn’t think that someone teaching a medieval swordsmanship class also knows how to give the best hugs, but that’s Nick.

What else can we tell you about him?

Confetti is his achilles heel.

Two for flinching, Loomis.

 

Strengths
  • - Home-Brewed Mead
  • - Chopping Firewood
  • - Sleeping Anywhere
Weaknesses
  • - Steak & Potatoes
  • - The Sun
  • - Sword Sales

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George Ly

Conversion Designer
Floor Is Love
06
Years exp.

Being the real life version of the boy scout from Up, George loves sleeping on the floor.

Overly attached to hugs, George entered severe depression during COVID-19.

He now spends most of his nights cooking dinner for one since he still hasn’t won Slack trivia.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Awkward Gifting
  • - Awkward Hugging
  • - Not Trivia
Weaknesses
  • - Corgis
  • - Too Many Emojis
  • - Too Many Corgi Emojis

Tori Lyman

Account Manager
Bravo's Biggest Viewer
03
Years exp.

Give Tori a subscription to anything viewable and you’ll be sure to:
1) Never see her again
2) Hear about what she saw
3) Watch the next episode with her

Known for her sub-par cooking skills, Tori attempts to channel her inner KlientBoost legend skills of Guy Fieri.

If you ask her how anything tastes, she instantly (and in a disappointing way) responds with this GIF.

Strengths
  • - Making Things "Nice"
  • - Boring Celebrity Facts
  • - Reality TV Wikipedia Editing
Weaknesses
  • - TikTok Wormholes
  • - Reality TV eBay Deal Hunting
  • - Cooking

Tyler Mabery

Senior Conversion Designer
Pizza Parties
15
Years exp.

We don’t know where Tyler spends his time, but he was once at a bank that got robbed.

He was also held up at gunpoint with his grandma at a HomeTown Buffet.

He’s not the only person willing to get a KlientBoost tattoo.

He also plays banjo.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Being Dope
  • - Being Sick
  • - Being Chill
Weaknesses
  • - Supporting The Raiders
  • - Writing About Myself
  • - Crippling Insecurity

Daniel Mansoor

Campaign Manager
Magic Wizard
05
Years exp.

We asked Daniel to give us ideas for his bio.

But after sounding like everyone else, we decided to scrap it and spice things up.

Two truths & a lie:
– Birds make him feel vulnerable
– He sleeps in a thong
– He never showers, only bathes

Which one is the lie?

 

Strengths
  • - "Self-Care"
  • - Befriending Felines
  • - Orthodontic Rubber Bands
Weaknesses
  • - Donut Dozens
  • - Spicy Toots
  • - Magic The Gathering

Ally McDeavitt

Director of Performance
Cheetoh Girl #2
06
Years exp.

This isn’t Ally’s first rodeo.

She’ll let you know she’s from Texas within 3.7 seconds of meeting her.

She told us she placed top 10 in five Spartan races. We later found out that was a lie.

Now that she’s an adult (and obviously not athletic), she has decided to retire, listening to Michael Buble’s Christmas album year round while eating burnt bacon.

 

Strengths
  • - BBQ Snobbing
  • - Yelling While Drunk
  • - Pouty Face
Weaknesses
  • - Donuts
  • - Dachshunds
  • - Decorative Pillows

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Ashley Migliaro

Senior Account Manager
Ranch Pepperoni Pizza
05
Years exp.

Ashley starred in Audi’s holiday social media campaigns once. They called her the “talent”.

We have to agree – just look at that pose.

Those hands are the equivalent of “Blue Steel

But you know what’s really cool? Our confetti makes her happier than Audi’s confetti.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Living In The Past
  • - Quick-Witted?
  • - Not Laundry
Weaknesses
  • - Salt-N-Pepa
  • - Living In The Moment
  • - Superhero Movies

Megan Mitchell

Senior Campaign Manager
Chicago Girl, Carolina World
07
Years exp.

Lights, no camera, ACTION!

Of all the cool things Megan could become, she decided to become a tech theater major.

To not disappoint her mother further, she was left with three choices:
– Continue doing theater
– Become an entomologist (bug expert)
– Do something marketing-y

We’re glad she managed to merge all 3 things into her current life.

Strengths
  • - Dog Dress Up
  • - Glass Blowing
  • - Hot Dog Couture
Weaknesses
  • - West Wing Re-Runs
  • - Imitating Hot Dogs
  • - Obscure Bug Knowledge

Mitchell Moore

Team Director
Last Place MarioKart'er
06
Years exp.

All of Mitch’s personality is in a beer bottle.

Just how Moose is partially made of olive oil, 57% of Mitch’s DNA is yeast, crying in the shower, and a sprinkle of insomnia.

How is he still effective at his job?

He got everyone addicted to say “Beep Boop” at the office & now we can’t stop.

P.S. His mom thinks Johnathan is cute.

 

Strengths
  • - Shower Beers
  • - Toilet Beers
  • - Driving Beers
Weaknesses
  • - Ranch Dressing
  • - Agave Syrup
  • - Roses

Michael Musa

Lead Designer
Olive Me Loves Olive You
10
Years exp.

Eating more vegetables than Aaron Packard, Michael sports an impressive appetite.

But you know what’s not cool about him?

He’s a pathological liar who makes up excuses to get free returns on Amazon purchases.

You know what he’ll never lie about though? That 18.5% of his body is not carbon, but olive oil.

 

Strengths
  • - Olive Oil
  • - Being Spicy
  • - Hair
Weaknesses
  • - Rotisserie Chicken
  • - Bungee Jumps
  • - Shrek 1 & 2

Emil Narragon

Senior Account Manager
Surf's Up, Loser
04
Years exp.

Emil’s the weird type of person that just falls asleep in weird places and hopes to wake up with a new tattoo.

That’s how he said he got his pineapple tattoo in Nicaragua and fruit family sleeve in Japan.

Do we believe him?

Yes, because he also shares the same lower back tattoo with his mom.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Tandem Sky Dives
  • - Fruit Tattoos
  • - White Belts?
Weaknesses
  • - Nostril Leakage
  • - Office Massage Seconds
  • - Pounding Cheese Pizza

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Matt Nelson

Director of Paid Social
Father Figure > Dad Bod
06
Years exp.

Have you ever worked with a celebrity? Neither has Matt, because he is one.

During his high school years, Matt was chosen to be on a popular MTV show.

He likes to think of himself as a “bad boy”, and while he doesn’t get paid a regular salary, he does gets paid in Red Lobster gift cards.

If he does an exceptional job, then we’ll make it fancier for him and give him a Cheesecake Factory gift card.

 

Strengths
  • - Not Foosball
  • - Not Mario Kart
  • - Not Jokes
Weaknesses
  • - Olive Garden
  • - Applebees
  • - Chilis

Kelvin Nguyen

Conversion Designer
Bae-watch
03
Years exp.

Kelvin isn’t the hero KB deserves, but the hero KB needs.

Hired solely for the fact that he once saved a girl’s life while lifeguarding at Raging Waters, Kelvin can now help Tyler stay safe the next time he goes puddle swimming.

Does anyone know where Kelvin truly is? No.

He may be at a pool near you.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Speedos
  • - Mouth-To-Mouth
  • - Seaweed
Weaknesses
  • - Cream Cheese
  • - K-pop
  • - Drinking Boba

Jonathan Nguyen

Director of Finance
No Supreme For You
08
Years exp.

We asked if we could call Jonathan our “Director of Cash/Money“, but he wasn’t with it.

He says he likes WAP.

Warm, Affectionate, and Passionate people.

Good thing he works with the most empathetic person on our team, Richard.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Eating Spicy Things
  • - Frugality
  • - Eating Cheap Spicy Things
Weaknesses
  • - Romantic Comedies
  • - Cardi B
  • - LeBron James

Shawn Nichols

Creative Strategist
Diet Coke Button
02
Years exp.

Shawn isn’t your typical creative person.

He got his start in the marketing world through his unhealthy relationship with Diet Coke.

Showering is only part of the problem.

Anyways, he’s pretty chill.

Like’s flannel and wearing hats.

Strengths
  • - Garbage
  • - Reality
  • - TV
Weaknesses
  • - Trying To Impress
  • - Trying To Be Funny
  • - Just Trying

Michael Noble

Account Manager
Better Late Than Leather
04
Years exp.

Michael once competed in a KlientBoost health challenge. It wasn’t easy for him.

He likes to introduce himself as “Da Name Is Mike”, but we refuse to call him that, so his name is forever “Dana, Me Is Mike”.

He also doesn’t want to play 1-on-1 basketball with the CEO if it’s being filmed.

So sign the petition to film it here.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Leather Clothing
  • - Leather Shoes
  • - Leather Whips
Weaknesses
  • - Nuts In Cookies
  • - Nuts In Salads
  • - Nuts

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Ellen O’Brien

CRO Strategist
Dinky Kong?
05
Years exp.

Blessed to be a yoga poser, Ellen feels supreme by looking down on less flexible humans.

Her favorite thing is to diss a colleague on Slack, followed by an immediate power nap.

Is there anything more powerful to do?

We asked the same thing, and the answer is no.

Don’t f*** with Ellen and she may share her favorite ASMR video with you.

Strengths
  • - ASMR
  • - Fair Food
  • - Disco Music
Weaknesses
  • - Makeup
  • - Planning
  • - Any Literal Shiny Object

Evan Oliver

Director of Marketing
Rolling Eye Emoji
08
Years exp.

For someone with a lot of Instagram followers, Evan gets horribly low engagement.

So why is she our Director of Marketing you ask?

Not sure, but we do know she’s vegan though – because she never stops talking about zodiac signs.

And no Evan, we didn’t get more leads because there’s a new moon solar eclipse in Sagittarius – please stop doing that pose too.

 

Strengths
  • - Eating Vegan Food
  • - Eye Rolling
  • - Overreacting
Weaknesses
  • - Running a Mile
  • - Lifting Weights
  • - Truly Anything Athletic

Melissa Orellana

Senior Growth Strategist
Lil' Miss Extra
07
Years exp.

Being 42 years old, Melissa still drinks hot chocolate like it’s her job (double fisting).

Maybe that’s why she had to get all 10 teeth pulled at once?

Cavities obviously didn’t teach her anything.

What else?

Oh! She wears heels when going to McDonald’s.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Not Modeling
  • - Loud Whistling
  • - Disney Karaoke
Weaknesses
  • - Clothing Sales
  • - Modeling
  • - Creepy Documentaries

Brian Roach

Growth Strategist
Dog's Best Friend
02
Years exp.

Brian likes to start conversations by saying he’s really good at finishing three sides of a Rubik’s Cube.

Your brain makes you think that’s 75% of a cube, but that’s only, like, half-way.

Also, he cannot not start eating his dinner take-out while driving.

Which also mostly consists of Subway chocolate chip cookies.

Strengths
  • - Sitting In Showers
  • - Rattlesnake Bites
  • - Speedos
Weaknesses
  • - Anything Music Wise
  • - Rubik's Cubes
  • - Mango Mamba Candy Belts

Casey Roeder

Senior Account Manager
Boy Band Leader
06
Years exp.

Casey’s the kind of psycho that honks at other cars for fun.

Being the leader of KlientBoost’s Boy Band, BoostyBoyz, Casey has a hard time escaping the limelight.

Does he want to escape it?

No, but that doesn’t stop him from trying to convince you to eat a rock.

 

 

 

Strengths
  • - Smoothie Naps
  • - Not Reading a Room
  • - Car Accidents
Weaknesses
  • - Slack Humor
  • - Flavor of Love
  • - Murder Mysteries

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Emily Rosales

Marketing Coordinator
Dog Certified
03
Years exp.

Emily says she can tell when people are lying to her, but she’s also the most gullible person at the office.

We’ll ask how that’s working out for her, and instead of answering, she pulls out her dog sticker book instead.

Weird right? We know.

She also paints her boyfriends toenails while he’s sleeping

 

 

Strengths
  • - Dog Knowledge
  • - Dreaming In Spanish
  • - Not Cheese
Weaknesses
  • - Lactose Farting
  • - Gossip Girl
  • - Whips & (Dog) Collars

Luke Roshon

Senior Enterprise Account Manager
Garlic Bread Specialist
05
Years exp.

Luke wishes he was French.

Maybe that’s because he grew up next to a prison (where Grant & Beavis were located).

Running the immensely popular Instagram account, Garlic Bread Squad, Luke’s sleeps best with his stuffed teddy bear.

We still haven’t told him garlic bread originated in Italy, and not France. Help us keep it a secret, k?

Strengths
  • - Insulting
  • - Airplane Tickets
  • - Anything Ohio
Weaknesses
  • - Mitch's Smile
  • - Milkshakes
  • - Croque Monsieurs

Travis Russell

Account Manager
Corey Maggette's B****
03
Years exp.

Travis was once sponsored by NBA basketball star Corey Maggette.

In his younger days, Travis was apparently good at golf, so “good” he had to hunt for sugar daddies for financial support.

Did he ever make any of his sugar daddies money?

No.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Coors Light
  • - Eric Church
  • - Mini Fridges
Weaknesses
  • - Ugly Tattoos
  • - Golf Hats
  • - Talking About Golf

Shelby Schuesler

Marketing Intern
Elderly Woman
02
Years exp.

Growing up in the poor streets of the Czech Republic, Shelby came to the US determined to be a pro baller.

She quickly found out that ball isn’t life, but instead that Czech meatballs are.

Now that hoops dreams are off the table, she tells us that she aspires to have as much drip as an A$AP Rocky Babushka.

But we hate to tell her that her salary might only allow her to look like a true babushka (with no dental insurance either. Gotta stay on brand).

Strengths
  • - Flaking On Friends
  • - Slappin' Da Bass
  • - Losing
Weaknesses
  • - Dumplings
  • - Lacking "Drip"
  • - Hannah Hanson